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alex horne & the horne section - christmas number 2 lyrics

[verse 1]
i’ve got quite enough socks
don’t want a toolbox
or some gift+wrapped bacon
i don’t want an ashtray
or some brown lingerie
even if you made ’em

[verse 2]
please don’t get me a toy
that is cool for a boy
according to the guys at amazon
i don’t want a tombstone
i’ve got a trombone
and i can’t store a javelin

[chorus]
if you want to make my christmas
here’s what you can do
help me be successful
make my dreams come true
oh santa won’t you buy my record
i wrote it just for you
all i want is a christmas number
ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two
[verse 3]
i’m not asking for much
don’t think this is such
a far fetched ambition
number one is a no
’cause i’ve not won a show
on the television

[verse 4]
but what a wonderful gift
if we could just shift
three hundred and fifty thousand singles
i don’t want to sound brash
but they could do with the cash
’cause they’ve spent loads on pringles

[chorus]
don’t buy me a trip to ipswich
or a cool tattoo
i just don’t like whitesnake
i don’t use shampoo
santa please just buy my record
i wrote it just for you
all i want is a christmas number
he don’t need no christmas jumper
all i want is a christmas number two

- alex horne the horne section lyrics

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