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alex schor - robbed the walmart lyrics

[intro: alex schor]
yo, it’s alex schor
i think of this song as me taking
a fat steamy dump on the music industry

[chorus: alex schor]
i just robbed the walmart (yuh)
got a can of beans
i just sat on a nail (eugh)
and i ripped my jeans
i reused my toilet paper (bruh)
i’ve been goin’ green
she said i’m a gaslighter
babe, you don’t even know what that means
[verse 1: alex schor]
d+mn, this song is so ass
it kinda makes me wanna eat it (what?)
i called my p+n+s michael jackson (hee hee)
all i wanna do is beat it
my cat’s goin’ errrrrrrrh
i think i forgot to feed it (what?)
whenever i post on the gram (yup)
the comments told me to delete it
i got hard, i got an erection
i point a tourist in the wrong direction
i rigged the 2020 election
just cuz i think joe biden is s+xy
yeah, he s+xy
i went pee pee in a bottle of pepsi
oops, i missed, now i got messy
kick you in the b+lls, i’m feeling like messi (that was so bad)

[chorus: alex schor]
i just robbed the walmart (yuh)
got a can of beans
i just sat on a nail (eugh)
and i ripped my jeans
i reused my toilet paper (bruh)
i’ve been goin’ green
she said i’m a gaslighter
babe, you don’t even know what that means
[verse 2: yuno miles]
who the f+ck just took my shoe?
why the f+ck they leave?
why you leave, dude?
go and buy yourself and take the other one, dawg
i don’t even know, but i feel like a frog
hold up, bro just ate a hot dog
ahahahah
this n^^^a said eh eh eh eh, hahah
b+tch, i’m short, i’m not really tall
but it don’t matter, i’m taller than a straw
n^^^as say i feel like a dog
feel like a zebra
anylhakaishala, f+ck it
i don’t really care cuz i came from nothing
i’ve been on the block, baby, i was struggling
everybody know i sound like some fire
uninfbingjswlsllw

[chorus: alex schor]
i just robbed the walmart (yuh)
got a can of beans
i just sat on a nail (eugh)
and i ripped my jeans
i reused my toilet paper (bruh)
i’ve been goin’ green
she said i’m a gaslighter
babe, you don’t even know what that means
[outro: alex schor]
yeah, um
please don’t sue me for emotional damages
as a result of this song

- alex schor lyrics

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