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alfiewebb420 - i killed my grandma lyrics

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intro
as i woke up from a deep sleep
i had a blood+soaked knife on my pillow
my pyjamas soaked in blood
a bottle of pills in hand and a trail of blood coming from my bed

verse 1
as i walked down the stairs i saw a disturbing sight
my grandma’s corpse lying on the floor
i thought to myself, ‘what happened?’
and then i remembered that

chorus
i k!lled my grandma
i stabbed her 20 times in the chest
i k!lled my grandma
i didn’t want to k!ll my grandma

verse 2
her guts were in a neat pile next to the body
the smell of hard alcohol overpowered my nose
chunks of her brain were all over her body
‘did i shoot her?’
‘i don’t remember shooting her’

verse 3
so, i looked around for clues
the blood splattered all over the walls
‘how did the blood get on the tv?’
a blood soaked dvd of inception caught my eye
‘i love inception’
‘why would i beat her with a dvd of inception?’
bridge
the blood surrounded me like smog
i hope i didn’t k!ll the dog
should i stay or should i leave the country?

verse 4
i didn’t want to see anymore and went back to my room
‘why did i k!ll her?’
‘i didn’t like that old b+tch that much but i liked her enough to not k!ll her’
a gun in the corner of the room caught my eye
should i k!ll myself?

bridge 2
i put the gun to my head and said
‘i’m sorry grandma, i didn’t mean it’
‘it was the hard alcohol, not me’
i pulled the trigger
goodbye, world

verse 5
(news reporter)
a local teenage boy has committed suicide after he thought he k!lled his grandma
after a 4 month long investigation, we can finally reveal that is wasn’t the boy but a notorious serial k!ller who targets grandmas
the boy’s parents attended the funeral last week where the k!ller was also found and arrested

outro
if this taught you anything, don’t watch american psycho before bed
or drink hard alcohol while watching beavis and b+tthead
you will f+cking die
from laughter of course

- alfiewebb420 lyrics

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