alfiewebb420 - i wanna be the wolf of wall street lyrics
intro
jordan belfort, born on july 9 1962 in the bronx
a motivational speaker, author and businessman
graduated from american university with a degree in biology
also known as the motherf+ckin’ wolf of wall street
chorus
i wanna be the wolf of wall street
i wanna have the stock market at my feet
i wanna be the wolf of wall street
i wanna have the stock market at my feet
i wanna write a memoir
and dicaprio to play me
verse 1
i wanna throw dwarves at targets
i wanna snort cocaine out of women’s assh0l+s
and own a big boat
i wanna put a suit on a monkey
and that’s just a couple of things that happened in the movie
bridge
i wanna be the motherf+ckin’ wolf of wall street
i wanna snort piles of coke on my big motherf+ckin’ boat
f+cking prostitutes every day and doing a f+ck+tonne of cocaine
chorus
i wanna be the wolf of wall street
i wanna have the stock market at my feet
i wanna be the wolf of wall street
i wanna have the stock market at my feet
i wanna write a memoir
and dicaprio to play me
verse 2
i wanna dangle a motherf+cker of a balcony
and f+ck margot robbie
own a big f+ckin’ boat and snort coke off her f+cking tits
i wanna own a f+ckin’ tiger (internal monologue: or was it a lion?)
i wanna sell stocks and get f+cking rich
some more things that happened in the f+cking movie
bridge
i wanna be the motherf+ckin’ wolf of wall street
i wanna snort piles of coke on my big motherf+ckin’ boat
f+cking prostitutes every day and doing a f+ck+tonne of cocaine
verse 3
i wanna m+st+rbate 2 times a day, thanks mcconaughey
i wanna eat a f+cking goldfish, (internal monologue: wait that was jonah)
i wanna marry my cousin (internal monologue: that was jonah as well)
i wanna wear a 2000 dollar suit and snort a f+ckload of f+cking cocaine
i wanna f+ck margot robbie on a bed with piles of motherf+cking money on it
and clingfilm f+cking money to a f+cking swiss stripper and also joanna lumley (internal monologue: i don’t think that happened in the movie but f+ck it)
this all happened in the f+cking movie
bridge 2
i wanna help people, f+ck that i wanna be the motherf+ckin’ wolf of wall street
i wanna be the motherf+ckin’ wolf of wall street
everybody repeat after me: i wanna be the motherf+ckin’ wolf of wall street
everybody say: f+ck you jonah
f+ck you jonah
f+ck you jonah
f+ck you and your r+t+rded kid jonah
chorus
i wanna be the wolf of wall street
i wanna have the stock market at my feet
i wanna be the wolf of wall street
i wanna have the stock market at my feet
i wanna write a memoir
and dicaprio to play me
verse 4
i wanna call pilots the n+word while being high on f+cking cocaine
i wanna flop around on the floor like a r+t+rded kid with a tantrum
i wanna make out with jonah hill (internal monologue: that definitely didn’t happen in the movie but i wish it f+cking did)
outro
i wanna be the motherf+ckin’ wolf of wall street
i wanna be the motherf+ckin’ wolf of wall street
i wanna be the motherf+ckin’ wolf of wall street
i wanna be the motherf+ckin’ coke+snorting stockbroking money laundering crypto+loving wire wearing seafood selling motherf+ckin’ wolf of wall street
jordan belfort, you’re a f+cking legend
dicaprio, you are too, you deserved the golden globe award
one last thing i have to say is
i don’t wanna be the motherf+ckin’ wolf of wall street, this whole song is a comedic take on people who really want to be you and i’m not one of them
f+cking fantastic movie, scorcese, it’s probably one of my favourite dark comedies of the last 20 years or so
great work
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