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algy lord gray - bertie, where are your trousers? lyrics

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narrator:
bertie returns a sadder and wiser man

bertie:
god, i’m a sadder and a wiser man

narrator:
he resolves to protest about biafra, blacks, cricket, south africa
seals and life in general as we know it on this planet
he does this by shedding his trousers in the streets of london

bertie, oh bertie
where are your trousers?
bertie, oh bertie
where are your trousers?

wherе are your trousers, bertiе?
you can’t do that here, you know
and besides, it’s rude and dirty
to expose yourself in public so
we’ve all heard of s+x maniacs
and perverts in cars
and we recognize you for the paranoiac
child k!lling psychopath that you are

bertie, oh bertie
where are your trousers?
bertie, oh bertie
where are your trousers?
what’s all this then?
would you like to come along with me, son?
and i’ll put you in a pen
we’ve got ways of dealing with blokes like you
just hold still while i break your arms in two

bertie, oh bertie
where are your trousers?
bertie, oh bertie
where are your trousers?

- algy lord gray lyrics

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