allan sherman - introduction - short songs lyrics
ladies and gentlemen…allan sherman!
h+llo mudduh, h+llo fadduh
here i am with john ascuaga
i just work here, he’s the boss here
i’m already operating at a loss here
all the dealers are nice chaps here
but the dice are full of cr+ps here
they’re got style here, they’ve got class here
and if you’re not careful you can lose your chips here
hey, thank you very much, you’re beautiful
thank you
i am extremely glad to be here tonight
now i know that a lot of performers come out on the stage, and they say, “i’m extremely glad to be here tonight,” and they don’t really sincerely mean it. but i flew into town on bonanza airlines…and i’m extremely glad to be here
i would like to sing you a number of thrilling songs which i composed
there’s one song in my act that i do that i did not compose
it was written for me by elizabeth taylor
this is by elizabeth taylor
love is lovelier
the seventh time around…
it’s just a short song; she doesn’t have time to sit and write long songs
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