allan sherman – the twelve days of christmas lyrics
the twelve days of christmas
allan sherman
note: “s” is sherman, “c” is the chorus and “b” is both
s: on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
a j-panese transistor radio
c: on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me
s: green polka dot pajamas
c: and a j-panese transistor radio
s: it’s a nakashuma
c: on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me
s: a calendar book with the name of my insurance man
c: green polka dot pajamas and a j-panese transistor radio
s: it’s the mark 4 model – that’s the one that’s discontinued
c: on the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me
s: a simulated alligator wallet
c: a calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
green polka dot pajamas and a j-panese transistor radio
s: and it comes with a leatherette case with holes in it
so you can listen right through the case
c: on the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me
s: a statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be
c: a simulated alligator wallet, a calendar book with the name
of my insurance man, green polka dot pajamas and a
j-panese transistor radio
s: and it has a wire with a thing on one end that you can stick
in your ear and a thing on the other end you can’t stick
anywhere because it’s bent
c: on the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me
s: a hammered aluminum nutcracker, and all that other stuff
c: and a j-panese transistor radio
on the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me
s: a pink satin pillow that said “san diego” with fringe all around it
and all that other stuff
c: and a j-panese transistor radio
on the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me
s: an indoor plastic birdbath
c: all that other stuff
s: and a j-panese transistor radio
c: on the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me
s: a pair of teakwood showercloths
c: and a j-panese transistor radio
on the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me
s: a chromium combination manicure, scissors and cigarette lighter
c: and a j-panese transistor radio
on the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me
s: an automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television
but not when you get it home
c: and a j-panese transistor radio
s: on the twelfth day of christmas although it may seem strange
on the twelfth day of christmas i’m going to exchange
an automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television
but not when you get it home
c: a chromium combination manicure, scissors and cigarette lighter
s: a pair of teakwood showercloths
c: an indoor plastic birdbath
s: a pink satin pillow that said “san diego” with fringe all around it
c: a hammered aluminum nutcracker
s: a statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be
c: a simulated alligator wallet
s: a calendar book with the name of my insurance man
c: green polka dot pajamas
b: and a j-panese transistor radio
s: merry christmas, everybody!
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