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almighty u-sorcerer - where's roger rabbit? lyrics

[hook]
yo i gotta know, i gotta know, i gotta know, i gotta know
where’s roger rabbit mothaf-cka i gotta know
yo i gotta know, i gotta know, i gotta know, i gotta know
where’s roger rabbit mothaf-cka i gotta know
yo i gotta know, i gotta know, i gotta know, i gotta know
where’s roger rabbit mothaf-cka i gotta know
yo i gotta know, i gotta know, i gotta know, i gotta know
where’s roger rabbit mothaf-cka i gotta know

[verse 1]
once upon a time in the gritty city
f-ck a fairy tale, this tale isn’t pretty
in the land called f-ck lived a rabbit called roger
made his living off of clappin’ and being a robber
one day, he disappeared off the f-cking map
he owes my -ss money, wasting all of his on betting cr-ps
so i go to that one f-cker who once got claps
jack was a jack-ss, jill was a shifty -ss prostitute
apparently roger was bragging about his lots of loot
him and roger liked to go to the old lady who lives in a shoe
and smoke some marijuana, of which she was the local supplier
he says he’s not a liar but he swears that the place caught on fire
the old lady was dead and roger was last seen there
witnesses to the crime were goldilocks and the three bears
they didn’t see shit, but they saw little bo beep selling sheep skins
she always be peepin’
running away suspiciously, pulling figures despicably
caught up with her and questioned her shit
she said she wouldn’t snitch, so i smacked her and called her a b-tch
she said “me and the old lady were beefin’, all i was doing was creeping
wanted to steal from her when she was asleep and”
listen, i don’t give a f-ck i’m looking for a hare
goofy looking motherf-cker, i heard that hung out over there
i’ll give you a minute to divulge a location
or you’re f-cked up corpse is going into my basement
she said she saw him around when the fire started
she tried to pry apart a window and saw the old lady’s soul departed
she was hazy as f-ck but she saw a couple shadows
one was of his shape and one of some other -sshole
she said she was curious but she didn’t wanna be a bother
cause she didn’t want to end up like the wolf and mr. rogers
or humpty dumpty, if you want more information go to ms. m-ffy
then she had a nervous breakdown and said she wanted to f-ck me
nah b-tch, i just wanna go and get my money, stop acting funny
just call her up and set up a meet, or i’ll shoot you in your tummy

[hook]

[verse 2]
the next night, i just got out of bed right
into my auto and someone appeared in front of my headlights
she told me to get in the car
an old woman covered in red, that’s a fight i didn’t wanna start
so i walked in and talked to ms. m-ffet and she told me the story of how cinderella got shot up over on bonaparte
she was a neighborhood ho and a snitch and slept with the one i was looking
how apparently he got shit cooking, c told her how the cops be trying to book him
eventually she ended up in a ditch, but she was a snitch
so n-body gave a f-ck, even if she was a f-cking crip
but i thought the gangs just didn’t match i asked
just then the driver decided to hit the gas
we just got into a car chase
so many wounds that i ended up looking like scarface
we was poppin’ pistols and she told me about her problems
elsa the snow queen was moving in, she got out her revolver
trying to muscle in on my territory, and i think that motherf-cker roger was involved
he’s always getting mixed up into murders that wasn’t solved
the car then flew and she got her next snapped
crashed into the side of a building, thinking “i don’t want to catch my next rap”
the enemy is on attack, i got grazed in the head then all the sudden it started getting black

[hook]

[verse 3]
i got questioned by huckleberry’s deputy
his partner got shot so he’s depressed, and he felt that suicide was his destiny
he interrogated me for a while but i wouldn’t talk
with nothing to go on he let me go, so i walked
i heard about that shooting and that huckleberry was rolling with goofy
and that his last words were “oh please, please n-body shoot me”
and that motherf-cker was rolling with mickey
their only goal was to go out and get cheese
so he must have been corrupt, no suspects and now the case is f-cked
as i later found out, he was having an affair with mickey’s brother
they both were clucks, and both were friends with donald’s mother
who was a ho and the two were involved in a mob war
shit got f-cked and they all ended up popped for it
well either way i f-cking want my money
i see dog, beetlejuice & miss piggy go into a car acting funny
so i decided to follow them in a taxi cab
ms. piggy was f-cking pissed and was actin’ like she needed a maxi-pad
they met in a seedy alley near elsa and some f-cking duck
mob boss lovers, they almost found me, thought i was out of luck
until they started talking, revealing a gigantic plan
they were selling guns and drugs over in afghanistan
roger was the connection they were all meeting
and everyone was nervous because they thought he would be deceiving
he was also pissed off because bugs was his father
ms. piggy shot him, secretly planning revenge, so he wants to stop her
from breathing but business is business so he didn’t let it slip
he just got out a gigantic pistol and threw in the clip
i watched anxiously, waiting for a shootout to go down
but instead they were keeping everything on the low now
they were arguing about past events
and yelling at each other with such ferocity and nastiness
turns out roger k!lled mickey in his sleep
and shot quick draw mcgraw because they were selling sheepskins with little bo beep
everyone was drawing guns, that’s when i was surprised who got out the jeep
three little pigs, they just got out of jail
they want their town back, and pulled a few favors so they got out on bail
donald being the one with respect went to object
when all the sudden jabberjaw the shark pulled a knife on his neck
instant betrayal, everyone pulling out guns
jabberjaw used to work for him, donald viewed him as a son
dog looked even more pissed off, yelling at him that he was a c-nt
he yelled back that he was the one to shoot his partner
k!lled pixie and dixie too, so the trade of lives is what he will barter
all the sudden roger pulled up with an automatic
spraying sh-lls, so many that most of them flew past and went into traffic
tom and jerry pulled up and whipped out the tommy gun
that’s when i pulled in, we went and shot almost all of them
all that was left was me and jabber, saying if i let him live we’ll be pushing caine, like solomon
all the sudden dog got up and jabber hit the ground
he helped me cover up evidence then went back to the pound
i saw a briefcase in roger’s car and opened it
five million dollars and some opiates
of course we got some motherf-ckers trying to tell
kermit the frog, bo beep, snow white and her beast, i sent them all to f-cking h-ll
and now i’m rich as f-ck, sold the opiates and now i’m gone
going back to toontown, can’t help but thinking i was a p-wn
oh well, it’s was a happy ending for me then
that was until i ended up like other deceased men

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