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alphaenaz - birmingham lyrics

[first verse]

(your majesty! there’s been a second bus!)
this one goes out to lizzy
then i’m gonna suck that glizzy
then, he’s gonna jizzy
we down in manchester
stabbing the opps of my mandem
get a planner
go down to canada
to get our t++th brushed
but we kinda rushed
and they’re broken
shout out to spoken
my man living in wyoming
he’s in spokane
and my opp’s t++th are broken
you need a potion
to fix your ugly ass t++th
then we’re gonna eat
at nando’s
in birmingham
we’re gonna meet up with lando
don’t talk about my man’s, yo
we’re gonna stab you
and knock out ya’ t++th
and make you feel like poo
yeah, we’re gonna go to the beach
what i’m about to say
is kinda niche
but the fact is i can convey
words in a decent manner
and since you’re from liverpool
you don’t have any manners
all you do with your time is drool
we gon’ take you out to the pool
and we will drown you
all your friends will say ooh
and all of this will happen on tuesday
i’m gonna listen to doomsday
by mf doom
oh look there’s a bomb
it’s gonna go boom
[chorus]

i’m from birmingham
gonna eat your mom out like a ham
stab the loud neighbor
he’s a m+st+rbater
i’m from birmingham
gonna eat your mom out like a ham
stab the loud neighbor
he’s a m+st+rbater
i’m from birmingham
gonna eat your mom out like a ham
stab the loud neighbor
he’s a m+st+rbater

[verse 2]

living in birmingham
not talking alabama
i’m talkin uk
but i fight for bamma
and i’m not just ok
cause’ i’m the best
i got a bulletproof vest
on my chest
but not to protect from guns
to protect from knives
cause’ i could die
and my buddy jerome got hives
i would never lie
never cap
because i get my ass
kicked by the gangs
which eat hay
uh
now time to talk politics
the government is sh+t
they are all nutcases that eat bricks
liz truss is a b+tch
and so is margaret thatcher
she has a very odd stature
and has golden t++th
because she doesn’t brush them
just like me
because i’m british
and i will diminish
your self esteem
[chorus]

i’m from birmingham
gonna eat your mom out like a ham
stab the loud neighbor
he’s a m+st+rbater
i’m from birmingham
gonna eat your mom out like a ham
stab the loud neighbor
he’s a m+st+rbater

[verse 3 (eli verse)]

(come on ingerland! score some fackin’ goals!)
tea and crumpets, they are my favourite
i take many sips, i like to savor it
eat like the germans still flying overhead
tabors is giving that guy crazy head
america is my least favourite place
that fellow jfk took a bullet to the face
rip queen lizzy, she bit the f+ckin’ dust
died two days after meeting liz truss
prince philip was built like a dried raisin (he’s dead!)
when i see men, my schl+ng starts raisin’
woah, let’s slow down, don’t mean to be g+y
but i can’t help feeling this way
the crown moved down, now it’s with the prince
fat f+cking fingers, he oughta take a rinse
i very proudly say that i’m a colonizer
i see buff hot men and i start getting a riser
[verse 4]

i’m down in oxford
stab a couple people
go down to watford
go west, now i’m in romford
scratch that, i’m in norwich
and i feel like slapping a b+tch
now me and my mandems down in cambridge
i need an ambulance
overdosed on methamphetamine
my mandems too high on ketamine
can’t call the rest you see
we’re in birmingham

[chorus]

i’m from birmingham
gonna eat your mom out like a ham
stab the loud neighbor
he’s a m+st+rbater
i’m from birmingham
gonna eat your mom out like a ham
stab the loud neighbor
he’s a m+st+rbater

- alphaenaz lyrics

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