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alsojakob - blonde lyrics

[verse 1: alsojakob]
b-tch i’m blonde, look at the top of my head
i just keep counting my bread
i left her t-tties on read
drip like a faucet
i put up the caution
might slip on the carpet
these vvs flawless
i look super sonic
i’m running these checks
i’m a virgin and i don’t think this hair is gonna help
do not disturb like i’m purpp b-tch i’m busy
f-ck with the gang, you get hit with the glizzy
brews with the boys, down a bud, now i’m dizzy
can’t talk to girls, ’cause they all are too pretty
blondie like i’m johnny bravo the but this ain’t a toon
you could get hit with the tool
nerf or nothing, got the stick on me, not talking juul
i used to p-ss in the pool

[bridge]
blonde locks, but i keep a 30 with a long c-ck
big mops, talking tough on twitter, get yo -ss shot
big rocks, i can’t tell the time on my big watch
i’m lonely, i don’t got no friends, got no homies

[phone call skit: aleks, wendy’s employee]
hi, how’s it going?
i’m just wondering if i could book an appointment tomorrow?
yes, i’m really sick and tired of my natural hair color and i wanted to try something else
something like blonde maybe?
sir, this is wendy’s

[verse 2: aleks]
blonde on my head, but i’m not bad in bed
yeah i’m guy fieri but without the bread
people think that my hair is legit
but i still have brown p-b-s on my d-ck
i sit alone and contemplate
does ryan gosling get this much hate?
the bleach has seeped inside my brain
everyday i live is constant pain

- alsojakob lyrics

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