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althea and the memories - worst record ever lyrics

hey, hey
wait, a minute
wait, a minute
i gotta talk to you

ladies and gentleman
and boys and girls:
the worst record ever made!
it’s got to be garbage

how ’bout sleeping beauty and ray charles?
how ’bout james brown and little red riding hood?
how ’bout a jupiter bulldog?
how ’bout the dragon lady?
hey, surfers, are you listening to me?
i wanna hear a surfer
that’s the surfer guitar you’re listening to
you think there’s ever been a dance called the wheelchair?
you know what, settle down

you know how hard it is to yell into a microphonе for two and a half minutes
it’s pretty hard
shows you despеrate we all are
it shows how desperate you are to be listening to all this
the nitty gritty
i wonder if they’ll still be doing this when they’re 74 years old
can you hear the beats boys?
our roy orbison?
or the crystal?
i have
how ’bout the snowman
or jan and jean?
or russ colombo?
or glenn miller?

oh yeah
what about culture?
how ’bout world war three on television?
are you try’na bend my guitar?
oh, god
you know, when you make a record like this
you gotta make it real original and funny
and at this point, it’s real sickening and horrible
as sickening as the music we’re listening to
are we gonna stop rock and roll?
are we gonna rhythm and blues?
are we gonna surfing?
hey
are we gonna stop this record?
i’m gonna stop this record right now
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
no, no
stop
stop everything
the public has heard enough
i know you gotta go, but+
oh, come on
hey+
but what about the+
what about [?] that they don’t enjoy watching benjamin franklin?
hey, stop, stop, stop, stop
see, it was the worst record in the world after all

- althea and the memories lyrics

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