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amateur transplants - northern birds lyrics

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h-llo, my name’s adam kay
and my name’s sumin biswas.
we are amateur transplants.
this is a public service announcement for all men.

if you go to bolton,
if you go to manchester or crewe,
newcastle or scarborough,
york or sc-nthorpe,
bradford,
barnsley too
or grimsby
listen up to what we have to say
northern birds
are lazy, ugly wh-r-s who
smell of burgers.
so don’t have too much to drink
or you might f-ck one
and end up getting aids.

there’s nothing fun
to be found up the m1.
northern birds are lower cl-ss slags
who take it up the -rs-.

they’re in the sack
after one cider and black.
but they’re f-cking awful rides
and your d-ck won’t touch the sides.

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if you really have to
go up north then follow our advice
fight away the women
or you’ll find yourself with pubic lice
and herpes.

you’re much better staying in the south.
northern birds
are desparate ugly hippos
dressed in burberry
with a peanut for a brain
and an accent that makes you want to die.

now you’ve been warned
they’re all physically deformed.
northern birds are all obese
and they’re riddled with disease

try to escape
northern s-x is worse than rape.
stay down south
and mark my words
steer well clear of northern birds.

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