a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

amateur transplants - paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin lyrics

Loading...

h-llo, thankyou for listening.
my name’s adam kay, and my name’s suman biswas.

this alb-m is sponsored by smaxo-glyth-kline
who have asked us to say a few words about their new drug
paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
it’s our brand new wonder drug we think you’ll find enticing
paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i
um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i
um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i

the bnf has twenty thousand different drugs to take
so we though ‘what could we produce to give you all abreak?’
a drug that could treat anything from leprosy to sars
and you can give it in the mouth, iv or up the -rs-

it’s paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
it can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning
paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i
um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i
um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i

we tested it on animals and none of them survived
but that’s ok ‘cos when we wrote the paper up we lied
it’s first choice for mi, ms and even for me
and copd, hiv, pe and dvt

paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
it reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting
paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i
um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i
um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i

there are some minor side effects and some are not that rare
like nausea, vomiting and losing all your hair
and heart attacks, becoming gay and growing extra br–sts
but it’s f-cking cheap and hey, this is the nhs

paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
there are cures for everything from aids to pubic lice in
paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i
um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i

paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
we make it from the cerebellar cortex of a bison
after that it undergoes some polygenic splicing
paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i
um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i

paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
it makes you smart as einstein and as muscular as tyson
it brings an end to all that pharmacology revising
paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i
um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i

paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
we sell lots in j-pan ‘cos it’s the antidote to ricin
the minister of health (we hear) will shortly be advising
take paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

- amateur transplants lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS

Loading...