ambidextrous gay fellas - spleezus christ himself lyrics
[verse 1: packtion]
december 25th, someone born in nazareth
a man about to change the world like los angeles
had lots of challenges like f+ckin’ growin’ up
our hands we throwin’ up, his body soaked in blood
but when it all came crashing down in 0 ad
the only reason why he even saved me
‘cause jesus loves everyone, loves everyone
jesus loves everyone, including lee harvey oswald
jesus lovеs everyone, lovеs everyone
jesus loves everyone, including women with huge ass b+lls
baby there’s a war
baby there’s a war
baby there’s a war on christmas
baby there’s a war
baby there’s a war
baby there’s a war on christmas
baby there’s a war
baby there’s a war
baby there’s a war on christmas
baby there’s a war
baby there’s a war
baby there’s a war on christmas
here is a list of people that jesus officially loves, according to the bible
[verse 2: tufty]
osama bin laden, jeffrey epstein
mich+lle obama, jeffrey dahmer, joe rogan and your father
the pope and all his holy water, people who cause unnecessary drama
what do these people all have in common?
i would not f+ck any of them, nope, no way
especially not jeffrey epstein, nuh uh, no way
i love walkin’ to the garden of eden
i’m a heathen
sippin’ on tequila and i’m drinkin’ [?] s+m+n
disclaimer, i support religious freedom, but h+ll was invented as a way to control the general public during the ages of feudalism
your b+tch smell like rotten banana peels, what’s her deal
evolution is real
jesus was not white and he was also a socialist
your b+tch’s p+ssy is on my grocery list
being g+y is really cool actually
i wish more people were g+y
f+ck yeah
science, b+tch
evolution is real, bill nye said so and bill nye would never lie
woo, yeah, yeah, turn it up, yeah
ambidextrous g+y fellas and splooge god
we f+ckin’ ballin’
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