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american authors - what kinds of events need live singers? lyrics

the big event is a few weeks away and a dozen questions are running through your head

“what crazy person put me in charge of planning this?”
“can i really do this?”
“should i go with the chicken or the fish?”
“what kind of entertainment should i get?”
“are there any singers for hire near me?”

luckily, i’m here to give you the answers: 1. you did. 2. you can. 3. chicken. never trust a caterer with seafood. 4. music, of course. 5. you bet there are!

no matter where you are or what your budget is, there are always singers available. they’re one of the most popular forms of event entertainment and for good reason. a party just isn’t a party without music. here are three examples of events that just wouldn’t be complete without the presence of a live singer

dance parties
seems pretty obvious, huh? you can’t well cut a rug without some groovy tunes (is that how the kids talk these days? i’m out of the loop). sure, you could always just put together a playlist or hire a dj… well, put together a playlist. but it doesn’t quite provide the same energy and sense of fun as a real live human belting out some songs

live singers are great because they can read a room and interact with the audience. they can improvise and banter. they know when to hit the audience with a rocker that will have everyone on the dance floor, and they know when to switch to sweet crooning so the lovebirds can get in some awkward “where do i put my hand?” slow dancing

charity fundraisers
when trying to raise money for a good cause (or a bad one; i’m not going to judge), nothing gets people to empty their wallets like a robbery. however, since that’s illegal, we’ll have to go with the next best thing: live entertainment. if you can promise a good time, people will turn out in droves, happy to have something else to do but watch old seinfeld episodes on netflix

if packing as many bodies into the building is your main goal, a live singer who can play all the hits that folks want to hear, that’s your secret weapon. meanwhile, if you’re putting together a more, ahem, high+class affair, something where the elite donors can hobn0b over… i don’t know… caviar and cristal, well then a sensual lounge+style singer will give you more of an erudite atmosphere than the even fakest british accent you could muster

class reunions
twenty years ago, you chickened out of asking that redhead who sat next to you in advanced trigonometry to the prom (remember, the cute one who had to wear industrial+grade orthodontic headgear all through freshman year). now an adult, you’re returning to those same hallowed halls of education, and this time you’re brimming with confidence

good thing there’s a live singer backing you up. now’s your chance to get that dance you always dreamed of. and you’re not the only reliving their golden years. few things trigger nostalgia like listening to the popular songs of our youth. surrounded by childhood music and childhood friends and returning to a childhood place, you’ll really feel like a kid again. only now you can legally buy alcohol, so it will be a lot more fun

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