american music club - the president's test for physical fitness lyrics
once upon a time me and vudi met
a major american rock star in a shop
we were immediately jealous of his hair
and his fuel-injected sports c-ck
he made the usual stupid s-xual jokes
about the way he comes on top
but i could tell it was a lie
by the way that he walked
how did you p-ss the presiden’ts test
even if i can’t match your ability to compete
at least give me a chance to cheat
he said, “are you losers making fun
of our serious vocation?
you just gotta bring the music to the people man
and then go score a hole in one.”
the pleasures of a treadmill and the factory
took all the innocence from his eyes
leaving him to spurt unashamed
by the size of his dull suprise
how did you p-ss the presiden’ts test
i never felt honest telling those virutous lies
and my toupee always gets into my eyes
how do you p-ss the president’s test
i don’t even want to know my score
i don’t know who’s telling me the truth anymore
i said, “the only thing that we’re good for
is being forgotten.”
and i know you’re big enough of a star
to make sure that the job gets done
how do you p-ss the president’s test
i swear one day they’ll build a monument
to the man with the most reasons for his embar-ssment
how do you p-ss the president’s test
no i don’t even want to know my score
i don’t know who’s telling me the truth anymore
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