anal cunt - beating up hippies for their drugs at a phish concert lyrics

you’ve got no f-cking money and your girlfriend is ugly
so i stole your drugs (x2)
your van’s a piece of sh-t with a dead sticker on it
so i stole your drugs (x2)

first i stole your nitrous
then i stole your acid
then i stole your mushrooms
then i kicked your -ss
then i stole your pot
then i stole your beer
then i stole your tickets
and sold them for crack