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andreu and jan patrick - opening lyrics

[intro: andreu and jan patrick]
roses are red, harambe was shot
i’m rick harrison and this is my p-wn shop
roses are red, violets are blue
welcome to our world, we hope you enjoy too

[verse 1: jan patrick]
trying to make your momma proud
trying to make your momma smile
i’m just trying to have fun
spitting words and laugh out loud
i don’t know why you’re wasting
your time on that video
just admit that you are a sh-t yourself and get a zero
bingo! now you know you’re a little weirdo…
okay, but now let’s get for real though
’cause i don’t think you really understand
that andreu and i are over 9000

[verse 2: andreu]
this is a sh-tty song
mixed with some random beats
we’re f-cking k!lling it
and your jokes are cheap
like your daddy’s salary
men, i’ve got more memes
than hillary got mails
you’re freaking weak!
all of you say: “oh dude, that’s hard!
you’re good doing stuff
teach me all from the heart.” (bruh)
no man, this is all sk!ll
you can’t do this if you’re mentally ill

[andreu and jan patrick]
this sh-t is pure inspiration
from all our imagination
this sh-t is better than
a union between trap city and trap nation

[andreu]
your progress is worse than bee movie
kids acting like an 18-year-old n-gg- in the street
remember kids, my waifu is god, your waifu is sh-t
we aren’t vegans because we eat too much meat
but f-ck all, don’t need to smoke to be cool
or having 20 girls twerking on my back
‘cause i always get the nudes
if this song was an anime
it would overcome cory in the house
if your song was an anime
i’d prefer mickey mouse
today, we gonna rape the noise
it sounds rude but it’s (noice)

- andreu and jan patrick lyrics

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