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andrew rannells & josh gad - "have a biscuit!" lyrics

[bud, spoken]
young monk enters bootblack’s workshop

[doug, imitating bell, spoken]
dangle+dangle+dangle+dangle+dangle

[bud, as bootblack, spoken]
young monk

[doug, as young monk, spoken]
h+llo, bootblack
oh, i’ve got another pencil—

[bud, as bootblack, spoken]
and i’ve got a big pair of boot+tongs!
allow me to remove it

[doug, as young monk, spoken]
oh, thank you

[bud, as bootblack, spoken]
that’s the third pencil this week

[doug, as young monk, spoken]
i know
monk has created a hostile workplace environment
[bud, as bootblack, spoken]
then why do you stay with him?

[doug, as young monk, spoken]
i think i can change him
he’s like a tiny seedling that just needs the water of me
and with a little bit of luck and that me+water
i will help him grow into a giant tree
that doesn’t stab me with pencils!

[bud, as bootblack, spoken]
oh no, young monk, don’t cry, don’t cry!
i know what will cheer you up
have a biscuit!

- andrew rannells josh gad lyrics

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