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andrew rannells & josh gad - (might as well) go to hell lyrics

[doug, spoken]
scene three
the monks’ evil tower
it is dark… and dank

[bud, spoken]
the floor is covered with rats… and with feces
helvetica stands at the window
overlooking the moon

[doug (as helvetica)]
i’m in a tower with rats and some feces
and the man i adore is so close…
and yet so far
if i were here
i would ask him to squeeze these
my heart is one big scar
i’m blubberin’ like a r+t+rded lady
and maybe i oughta be…
maybe i oughta be beaten
history’s pavеd with the hearts of the stupid
hеaven is saved for the souls who have no sin
i thought i was brave when i said “hey” to cupid
but i won’t do that again
cause now i’ll never have a friend or lover
so maybe i oughta go…
maybe i might as well go to h+ll
might as well
might as well go to h+ll
might as well
might as well go to h+ll

my mama told me that h+ll was a bad place
with no pretty kitties
to cuddle when you’re low
when i am dead
i will sure miss your cat face
but i goofed up and i know
i will never leave medieval death row
so maybe i oughta go
maybe i might as well go to h+ll

might as well
might as well go to h+ll

(spoken)

rats, sing with me!

[bud (as rats)]
might as well
might as well go to h+ll
[both (as helvetica and rats)]
might as well
might as well go to h+ll

[doug (as helvetica), spoken]
i want to die
but should i try?
to k!ll myself
i dunno!

(singing)

to be or not to be… me

(spoken)

i’ve gotta do it!

[bud, spoken]
helvetica bends the bars
steps onto the ledge
and prepares to jump

[doug (as helvetica), spoken]
i’m flying!
[bud, spoken]
helvetica soars over the town of schlimmer

[doug (as helvetica), spoken]
goodbye rats!
goodbye feces!
h+llo schlimmer!
weeeeee!
it’s beautiful!
i can see my house…
and it’s not real
i’m still in my tower

(singing)

i have betrayed you, my beautiful hamlet
and when i say hamlet
i’m talkin’ ‘bout my town
cause there are two meanings of the word hamlet
so maybe i oughta drown
or put my body in the ground
cause i let everybody down
i’m just a cryin’ clown
wearing a painted frown
i hear a scary sound
it’s a three headed hound!
downed with a round brown crown
in hand!

[bud (as rats)]
might as well

[both (as helvetica and rats)]
might as well go to h+ll
might as well

[doug [as helvetica] (bud [as rats])]
come and get me satin!
(might as well go to h+ll)
i wanna be with you!
(might as well)
i want your h+rns inside me!
(might as well go to h+ll)
i wanna live with you!
(might as well)
in h+ll!
(might as well go…)
(might as well…)
go to h+ll

- andrew rannells josh gad lyrics

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