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andrew sam - shave day (interlude) lyrics

[intro: andrew sam]
unfortunately, i wrote this song when i was still using the gillette fusion proglide
so i just gotta say, “shout-out to the schick hydro 5”

[verse 1: andrew sam]
straight razors are efficient, but they’re also too sharp
cutting gashes in your head, risk of bodily harm
yes, i shave my head, my scalp hair grows too fast
today’s a shave day, cause baldness never lasts
so i’m waking up for cl-ss ’bout 2 hours in advance
brush my teeth, wet my head, shaving cream up in my hands
then i lather up my head, and i pull out my gillette
pour out the hot water, then i get my razor wet
my hair is pointing down, swipe my razor down the same
here’s some shaving lingo: that’s called “shaving with the grain”
so i’m shavin’ all around, then i spray some more cream
small hairs still sticking out, but i want my head skin clean
head wet, cream lathered
layerin’ up the foam, tryna get it fatter
these hairs are pointing down, but i swipe my razor up
that’s called “against the grain,” and that’s how my hair’s cut
now i rinse my head with water that’s freezing
closing all the pores and stopping any bleeding
then i take a shower cause it’s time for some cleaning
shampoo on my head with cold water for some healing
all that took 2 hours, but that’s my shave day
my head’s smooth and clean, and i like it that way

- andrew sam lyrics

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