andrew schulz & jelly roll - open 'er up lyrics
[intro: andrew schulz]
woo+hoo baby, we’re makin’ country music
uh+huh
yee, yee, yee, yee
[verse 1: andrew schulz]
sittin’ on a couch for 13 months
all i keep think’ ’bout is gettin’ f+cked up (whipits)
wanna take off my sweats and clip my p+b+s (hey, where’s my peeker)
tired of gettin’ caught jerkin’ off on zoom (what are you doin’?)
fauci says i need to double up my mask
well tell the little gerbil he can kiss my ass
i think it’s time
[chorus: andrew schulz]
open ‘er up like a can of beans
open ‘er up like a jar of weed
open ‘er up like forest whitaker’s eyes
open ‘er up and let’s see what’s inside
like a good ol’ boy with a sharp knifе skinnin’ a buck
open ‘er up
[verse 2: andrew schulz]
i’m not a child, don’t need a curfew (f+ck you karеn)
sittin’ doin’ coke in my own bathroom (babe, we’re out of toilet paper)
i wanna see cesection scars and some stretch mark titties
come on sing along if you’re with me
[chorus: andrew schulz]
open ‘er up like a can of beans
open ‘er up like a jar of weed
open ‘er up like forest whitaker’s eyes
open ‘er up and let’s see what’s inside
like a good ol’ boy with a sharp knife skinnin’ a buck
open ‘er up
[break: andrew schulz]
hey jelly roll, come out here and take us to church
[verse 3: jelly roll]
i hope grandma maxine gets her vaccine
so i can bag two bad blondes and tag+team
i’m as fast as an athlete at a track meet
i wanna it that way like the boys from backstreet
larger than life like chris farley in black sheep
been locked down longer than kodak black’s rap sheet
pardon me, i miss women makin’ my heart stop
i can’t taste girl, i don’ punched your fart box
wearin’ my mask at the table just isn’t cool
kinda like havin’ a p+ssin’ section in pools
i miss hangin’ in bars, i miss hangin’ in groups
i wish that motherf+cker wouldn’t have put that bat in the soup
[chorus: andrew schulz]
open ‘er up like a can of beans
open ‘er up like a jar of weed
open ‘er up like forest whitaker’s eyes
open ‘er up and let’s see what’s inside
like a good ol’ boy with a sharp knife skinnin’ a buck
open ‘er up
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