andy milonakis - king of cartoons lyrics
[intro]
presenting… presenting… presenting…
his royal majesty, the king of cartoons
[flowers]
that’s right, you heard us correctly
he’ll be right here directly
to present a cartoon perfectly
dooba dooba doobee doowah…
[hook]
the king… the king… the king…
the king… the king… the king…
the king… the king… the king…
of cartoons!
[verse 1: andy milonakis]
i’m the king of cartoons, wacky as f-ck!
getting head in the lacks with daffy duck
rolling downtown to find bugs bunny!
mother f-cker, better have my drug money
the road runner, is a homeless speed freak
cash that fool, i’ll snap his meep meep
smurfette, has got a blueberry puss!
make that b-tch drink my smurferry juice!
gargamel gargles asreal’s c-m
and asreal get smurfs right in the b-m
and garfield likes to b-ttf-ck odie
then he howls, like a wile e coyote!
pepe le pew is always on his knees
then the skunk stink smells like lamberger cheese
don’t touch that dial, please stay tuned
suck my d-ck, i’m the king of cartoons!
[hook]
the king… the king… the king…
the king… the king… the king…
the king… the king… the king…
of cartoons!
[verse 2]
now welcome back to our show!
bout’ to pork miss piggy in her porkhole
and when she c-ms, she’s faking it
she got porkchop p-ssy and bacon t-ts
i think that kermit skeeted on skeeter
and beaker got aids from a f-cked up tweaker
and he-man, is really a she-man
he’s a tranie from downtown, cleaveland!
he’s born to fighting evil
now he’s homeless and fighting needles
the count has a big jew nows
and snuffleupagus is real, who knows?
i battle bert and earnie
put those orange and yellow f-ggots on a gearnie
[porkie pig] that’s all folks! [andy] see you real soon
suck my d-ck, i’m the king of cartoons!
[hook]
the king… the king… the king…
the king… the king… the king…
the king… the king… the king…
of cartoons!
-instrumental-
[hook]
the king… the king… the king…
the king… the king… the king…
the king… the king… the king…
of cartoons! (x2)
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