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andy milonakis - nick and t-dog's p-h-fat rap lyrics

[nick]
when you’re struggling
living off ramen noodles
i’m in my lexus
finger bangin’ poodles
you call me a busboy
i’ll bust you three times
slice you three times
slice you three limes
and make you squeeze them on your own cuts
and, b-tch, you best give thanks before you eat my nuts

[t-dog]
yeah, who’s that motherf-cker throwing pot in the brownies?
b-tches used to clown me
now they surround me
my mom tries to ground me
and then i slap her
i’ll f-cking cap her
don’t she know i’m a rapper?

[nick]
i don’t care about love
f-ck amore
f-ck a dumb wh0r–ey all day
and then suck my d-ck all in it’s glor-ey
swallow my nut
this sh-t is gourmet
i’m h-rny
but you f-cking sl-ts bore me
so f-ck you, b-tch, i’ll f-ck your mama
than i’ll k!ll your papa to top the drama
then i’ll rape a llama to top that drama
i’ll eat that p-ssy like jeffery dahmer

[t-dog}
i got a gat in my hand
a pound in my tighty-whities
a hit on my sh-t will make your eyes chinese
my wallets are thick
and yours are thin, you dumb b-tch
even my c-m’s rich you f-cking r-t-rd
i’ll pull your f-cking card you’re ready
willing and able
you call me f-ckin’ fake just because i bus tables
f-ck you
i’ll f-ck your navel
real thugs pop guns
you steal cable

[nick]
i got more bush than high times
more rhymes than leann
pull out my glock now you’re peeing in your pants
it’s your last chance
i’ll cut your retinas
it’s your last glance

[t-dog]
yo, b-tch, you’re f-ckin’ worthless
and if you backstab me
i’ll show you what a herse is
you can’t be fixed by 100 surgeons
i’ll pull out my heater and boom, bye-bye
even when you’re dead
i’m busting nuts in your eye

[nick]
sin, sin, sin, i’ll stick a d-ld- in
while i’m hiding in the shenaniganz garbage bin
and with the other hand i’ll doodle on some napkins
f-ck you with a loaf of bread and make you cheat on atkins

[t-dog & (nick)]
i work at shenaniganz
but blow me, ’cause i’m an og
so get the f-ck out my domepiece before i split yours
i used to have spit wars
and now i split wh0r-s in two
i am the walrus
goo, goo, g’joob
(so back up, sonny)
we got mad honeys
(we make much money)
and don’t you dare laugh ’cause the sh-t ain’t funny
(squeeze the trigger
now your head’s all bl–dy)
we got new rides
(now we’re flippin’ switches)
no more dirty dishes
(i steal people’s wishes)
and clock mad digits
(pump on a blot and have s-x with hot midgets)
i love when your c-nt is balder than bruce willis
nick and t-dog, motherf-cker
we the illest

[nick & (t-dog)]
peace out, b-tch -ss motherf-ckers
(get the f-ck out my f-cking face)

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