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andy the writer - case of the ideas lyrics

marketing coordinator, structural g*nius
bargaining innovator facilitating you to planet like venus
i’m too fat to be slim and too professional to be shady
so imma turn these grades into gravy
playing it safe going 89 in an eighty
why don’t you trade me? my briefcase of money for your screaming baby
this isn’t just about the lady, it’s about the maybe
as in maybe making the world a better place without joining the navy
talkabilty syllability more emotional than logic
colder than a pack of eminems you threw in the fridge on a machine gun topic
i’m a visionary cause i’m seeing 2020 in 2019
and i will not stop dreaming till someone else picks up my dry clean
that’s why i’m going for my mba instead of goin’ to bars
i don’t mind working hard but gotta build upwards towards the stars
i want to work for the moment where my team wipes off sweat and p-sses around cigars
it’s the same thing that made elon build electric cars, send things to mars and eccentrics play guitars
you wanna see something cool i suggest you look in the fridge
ignore the 23 year old kid over here building a godd-mn bridge
positioning myself like a viper i’m insistent, i didn’t work this hard to wind up as some big shot’s
-ssistant

imma hit you with a
imma smack you with a
case of the ideas
imma slap you with a
imma crack you with a case of the ideas
imma hit you with a
imma smack you with a
case of the ideas
imma slap you with a
imma crack you with a case of the ideas

ah sh-t
i gotta make this book thing work
cause if i kick it before i’m gonna be a jerk
sticking to this plan before the tragical kick of the tragically hip
one day i’ll have the money to walk down the street and rooster t–th the h-ll out of my
creative streak
music videos on california, a veggie stall on askin askin’ if california’s regional women are baskin
i’m not running from being happy, i’m running from the kraken
like marty looking at his mural and callin’ it crackle lackin’
there’s about to be a new separation of the cl-sses
the mumble rap generation on instagram showing off their -sses
then the booky kids s-xually attracted to girls with gl-sses
oh wow, look at her
i gotta communicate with the capitalists to capitalize the communists down the list in
alphabetical order
order the cats to l!ck those paws and karate kick all those commies till they pause like commas
and put them in a coma
this is the opposite of a stoma but let’s open a corona and grab my sharona
and my family is from roma so let’s honeymoon in barcelona
michigan then get hitched again so i can f-ck the b-tch again and get rich again
are you getting all this or do i gotta explain the citch again?
and there’s some guy listening to this like doc oc hitting mary jane
that’s another way of saying he’s smoking pot and throbbin’
and if he has to much he’ll get the munchies and he’ll be green goblin!
f-ck it i’m done with this whole thing where i’m rapping soft
let’s go hard like will feral, james dean and lara croft but not in the first or second game, in
the third where she’s covered in blood and screaming her own f-ckin’ name

kinda rare like a handjob from a quadriplegic
kinda backhanded like a yelp review from a bulimic
this rap is strategically written
comically smitten, hot like mittens unapologetically cute like a kitten
theme song swelling i’m suspended and mental
dream strong and yelling for avengers to -ssemble!
i can predict the best way to become rich in 2028
you show up to my apartment late on a date
and you can take the change from my pocket if i think you did great
he means you can blow him
i wanna get so rich that when i walk in the club people check out my fat -ss like a smokin hot
b-tch
so cool that if i’m witnessed in the same room as a snitch they 2005 and dog pile that f-cker
and dump his body in a ditch

what’s the typical story i gotta rap my -ss off and get glory
as if i’m gonna drop out my mba! i’m gonna get hot with all these degrees
imagine me gettin’ a record deal at 23
then i get real good, slim shady lp good!
so i get money and a drug problem so bad they put me on hd reality
then i go to the er and the d r says i’m gonna flat line like a bar
but not these bars! cause i come outta rehab and rehash and refab
and reconst-tute the inst-tute that we had
i just want a guy that listens and when the sun hits him he glistens
i’m an enfj, a professional citizen
and you’d there’s an infinity stone in my forehead
because i have a vision

- andy the writer lyrics

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