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angry johnny and the killbillies - the berkshire bowling league lyrics

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[intro]
today, cw turned himself in for the k!lling of mike lepine
he beat his skull in with a bowling pin when he caught him with his irene
mike and cw were the best of friends+ whatever the h+ll that means
one took the other’s woman, one took the other’s life
with friends like that, who needs enemies?

[verse 1]
well, tonight’s the big bowling tournament, but we’re our two best bowlers shy
but we’ll give it our all, do the best that we can
but i won’t tell you no lie
we’re gonna get our sorry asses kicked
man, we don’t stand a chance
mike and cw didn’t have much brains, but when they rolled that ball
they could sure make them pins dance!

[verse 2]
well, mike was a loser his whole d+mn life!
and his demise was overdue
and cw had him a no good wife, from the second she said i do
but there was no sense in telling cw
it would only cause him pain
and we needed him and mike to keep on throwin’ them strikes
with them boys on our team, we owned them godd+mn lanes

[outro]
well, thanks to irene, our reign is through
there ain’t no trophy for us this year
we finished up last
now there’s nothing to do but drown our sorrows in some beer
so let’s drink to old cw, and poor dead mike lepine!
the two best bowlers, two worst best friends, the berkshire bowling league has ever seen

- angry johnny and the killbillies lyrics

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