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angry kid (stanners) - handbags lyrics

[intro]
rooney there, beating the turf
engineering the soil, mastering the muck
oh, ooh, there’s gonna be handbags
ooh, get that groovy beat, boy

[chorus]
handbags
men in silky vests
handling their little b+lls is what they do best
scr+pping on the pitch will only get them sent off
where they’ll have to take the bench with the likes of frank bough
(bough bough)
bough, bough bough

[verse]
check out that cheeky nutmeg, ohh
trying to find an opening, where shout, h+llo
beating at the turf and showing real grit
but they’re hanging round my box like flies round shi++h+rn+

[bridge]
gobbler
nut+nut
dangerous cross to muggler
lethal messiah to johnson dripper+ goalpipe!
[verse 2]
it’s a game with two halves
with shouty men on terraces with dodgy hair and staff
heckling to beckham and his misplaced parts
inquiring if his missus ever+ +record scratch and h+rn+

[bridge]
ahhhhh, lovely mr. golden b+lls
don’t you look shiny!
johnson there dribbling out of his box
messy
brown
caca!
caca all over the ball!
who’d want it?

[chorus]
handbags
whoa, there’s gonna be handbags
men in little vests
handling their little b+lls is what they do best
scr+pping on the pitch will only get them sent off
where they’ll have to take the bench with the likes of frank bough
(bough bough)

[verse 3]
prada, guchi, versace too
burberry and jimmy choo
dior, valentino, chloe conran
a girly fluffy handbag, on the shoulder of a man
nice
we’re gonna do battle
now don’t slide my tackle
’cause i see you on the terrace’s h+rnpipes and rattles
the boys on the field like branded cattle
posing for the cover shot of next month’s tattle
tattler! tattler, it’s a crossy little number! no?
[outro]
well, viewers, it’s been a h+ll of a match today
i’m kn+bsmacked, i really am
i don’t know what to say
c+ckn+bs

- angry kid stanners lyrics

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