animaniacs - i am the very model of a cartoon individual lyrics
i am the very model of a cartoon individual
my animation’s comical, unusual, and whimsical
i’m quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory i have read
from wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head
i’m very good at fancy dances, i can even pirouette
then smack the villain with a fish; i know my cartoon etiquette
i can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright
then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite
when in a jam, i just yell “stop” and villians in their tracks are froze
then i sneak up, and utter “start” and take my hands and honk their nose
i am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny
from daffy duck and tweety bird to babs and buster bunny
to suit my mood i can call forth a lot of different sceneries
like outer sp-ce and desert scapes and himalayan eateries
from this bag here why i can pull most anything imaginable
like office desks and lava lights and bert who is a cannibal
yakko, wakko and dot:
you see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical
we are the very model of cartoon individuals!
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