animaniacs - variety speak lyrics
yakko: in hollywood they have a different language that they speak
it’s spoken by those folks who went to school for just one week
dot: it’s found inside variety, a magazine they use
y+d: and no one understands it when they read the movie news.
dot: like “hix makes pix but the flick needs fix”
yakko: means someone made a movie that bombed
dot: “the veeps in charge are now at large”
yakko: means everyone involved is gone.
dot: “the plot conflix; no beautiful chix”
yakko: so it’s coming out on video soon
dot: they’re “taking their lix”
’cause the critics say “nix”
yakko: and the editors are gonna try to fix it in the mix.
dot: but the “stock sees green” on page thirteen
yakko: means disney’s up a nickel a share
dot: “stallone cuts deal for a major reel”
yakko: means rocky number six, so beware.
dot: if you want the “p–p”
yakko: or you need the “scoop”
y+d: on hollywood town this week
you’re gonna have to learn to talk that variety speak!
girls: bob-a-doo-bop! a-bob-a-doo-bah!
bob-a-doo-bop! a-bob-a-doo-bah!
dot: “a boffo smash makes warner cash”
yakko: means there’s gonna be a sequel next year
dot: but “paramount hurts and they’re losing their shirts”
yakko: means schwarzenegger’s doing king lear.
dot: “oliver stone does next home alone”
yakko: means he’s getting paid an arm and a leg
the budget goes “crunch”
dot: but his name “packs punch”
yakko: so they called up the accountants and they’re gonna “do lunch”!
dot: well, the “ratings smile” on the o.j. trial
yakko: means a movie of the week to premiere
dot: “universal cuts deal with mister spiel”
yakko: to do a hundred thousand movies a year.
yw+d: you gotta play it smart
if you wanna be part
of the crowd that’s hip and chic
you’re gonna have to learn to talk that variety speak!
girls: bob-a-doo-bop! a-bob-a-doo-bah!
bob-a-doo-bop! a-bob-a-doo-bah!
yakko: normal talk makes producers walk
y+d: you might as well speak greek
you’re gonna have to learn…
wakko: or the meeting will adjourn…
yw+d: unless, my friend, you learn that variety speak!
girls: bob-a-doo-bop! a-bob-a-doo-bah!
bob-a-doo-bop! a-bob-a-doo-bah!
yw+d: bah-doop-bah-doop-bah-doop-bahhh-dah!
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