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animated rap battles - eren jaeger vs shinji ikari lyrics

[verse 1: eren jaeger]
you are the prey and i am the hunter
but i can’t see you in that father+shaped
shadow you’re under
surrounded by women, but you’re still a virgin
unless you had some 1+on+1 time with that penguin
you whiny little loser
you think you can handle?
i prefer opponents who don’t cry in their sleep
i mean look at you, kid
aww, you look so sad
why don’t you go cry to your mommy?
oh, my bad…
[verse 2: shinji ikari]
think you’re a tough, huh?
think your life is sh+t
well, that’s untrue
and you don’t have a clue about the half of it
try being scared and helpless
covered in tears and snot
and your dad just says
gendo: “shinji, get in the f+cking robot!”
[verse 3: eren jaeger]
ooh, boo+hoo my dad doesn’t lovе me…
i watched my mother diе right in front of me!
it’s motivation for my self+appointed
world+saving mission
you’re asked to save your nation
you choose the fetal position
[verse 4: shinji ikari]
oh, you wanna play rough?
tell me, mr. cool guy
how’s it feel to be useful
only after you’ve died?
your superpower’s dumb luck
and being a stooge
if your dad hadn’t dosed you
you’d be titan food
why don’t you sit on the sidelines?
get kidnapped yet again?
pour some jaeger for your homies
you can’t save a single one of them
spent five years in training
and you didn’t learn sh+t
i can drive a giant robot without a permit!
[verse 5: eren jaeger]
or a d+ck
your show is reprehensible
your complex is oedipal
fans are rabid and vapid
and the plot is inaccessible
your characters are unlikable
and your symbolism’s dense
congratulations
neither of your endings make sense!
[verse 6: shinji ikari]
i mustn’t run away
i mustn’t run away
i mustn’t run away
i mustn’t run away
alright, you stupid psychopathic raving lunatic!
you walking mistake!
you’re a disgrace!
so have a taste of metal fist in your face
transform if it’s a real fight you want!
[verse 7: eren jaeger]
i’d be happy to fight your stupid cr+ppy scr+p+heap
you b+tchy runt
i’m a hero, come from nothing
here to save the world
you’re a zero+talent loser
who jerks off on comatose girls
or did that even happen?
i can’t get your story straight
the only consistent thing between them
is that you can never get a date!
[verse 8: shinji ikari]
for the hero of your story
you suck at getting sh+t done
mikasa’s k!lled more titans
she can’t even turn into one
you’re the new coolest thing
you draw all the crowds
let’s see how you hold up
twenty years from now

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