animation rewind - sonic vs bluey lyrics
[sonic]
yo bluey, are you ready?
ready to turn, red cause i’m coming for your head!
you better think quick and you need to get a clue
you look way worse than blue with a flu!
[bluey]
g’day hedgehog, i’m bluey the dog!
i’m a heeler and soon you’ll be a kneeler!
bow down, for i have the best show
sonic’s ratings are ironically slow!
[sonic]
i hear you’re from the land down under
but soon you’ll be six feet below
slapped by a spin dash struck by blue thunder
bluey the dog will become bluey the dough!
[bluey]
you wasted your verse on a basеless threat
forget your gamе ps, i’d rather play russian roulette!
at least there’s an 83% chance that i stay alive
a boring sonic game gives me 0 chance to survive
[sonic]
i’ll spin dash your sis and score me a bingo
that’s both literal and metaphorical lingo!
i love chili dogs, so i guess i’ll eat your mom
your dropping tears, and you know i’m dropping bombs!
[bluey]
aussie what you did there, but my puns are better!
soon you’ll end up in a straight jacket sweater!
your games aren’t really quite crazy but mostly just lazy
it’s been 30 years and most of which bring tears
[sonic]
don’t mock my decades of existence
you can’t even bring up one decade of resistance
30 years from now i’ll be a legend
30 years and you’ll be a sloppy second
[bluey]
my show is already getting started and already a boom
sonic boom is a bust and your reboots won’t go vroom
sonic runs in circles, i run to the top
i’m positive that your next game will be a flop
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