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anime rap battles - dio brando vs shinobu lyrics

dio brando: only i, dio! gets to introduce himself!

[verse 1: dio brando]
you dare put me up against oshino’s slave?!
i shall spit on goldilocks like it was my father’s grave!
that form is only good for a pedo’s s+x drive!
just know i’m used to roasting little b+tches alive!
ask the joestars, yo; i’m deadly when i’m violent!
so why rap back?! you’re used to being silent!
you have less life in your character then yotsugi!
unlike you, i dare not be weakened by my humanity!
i sucked dear jojo out of his fame, but+
you’re only good for sucking off mister donut
your parents and sеrvants are all alike shin0bu!
if i had to deal with you, i’d k!ll mysеlf too!
[verse 2: shin0bu]
kaka, your lines are quite the jojoke i say
perhaps you should be the one who’s branded as meme!
my followers would wait days for a sight of this
on the other hand, you had to go and force your first kiss!
that mask won’t make your genes any more pleasant!
speedwagon is really afraid of this british peasant?
a dose of your own medicine will be your defeat
as i stick my venomous fangs onto this beat
you talk of your power, but which of us is older?
you couldn’t even keep a head on your own shoulders!
500 years later and i found the oddest oddity
the unholy kinks you have with jonathan’s body!

(during the beat buildup we hear the characters transform)

dio:
wrryyyyy +steamroller crashes+

[verse 3: dio]
you’re all talk and no action! just like your show!
i have za warudo! you only have a shadow!
this god is dropping crushin raps like a steam rolla!
you’re the ugliest hag i’ve ever seen since enya!
my knives will at last make your dream a reality!
i’m surely not the first man to tear up that body!
i pity you kiss+shot! thinking you found loyalty?!
who betrayed you?! it was him, araragi!
[verse 4: kiss+shot]
more broken english? i guess it will suffice
but i’ve seen colder raps straight outta vanilla ice!
no real count would be on his knees for pucci!
walk like an egyptian to the trash with your movie!
it took one punch to leave your whole world shattered!
my blade’s jotaro; it will leave your body scattered!
i would drink the blood of a vile victorian villain+
but i would never be as deformed as his children!

+we hear a gun shot and the beat stops+

[verse 5: alucard]
integra has gotten soft! these are my foes?!
two bimbos who hide behind the shadows?!
we all know dio here can’t handle fire!
shin0bu is used to losing to a fellow vampire!
god blessed my gun, but he abandoned you!
i was manlier than dio during world war 2!
i’d devour shin0bu, but here’s the f+cking deal
unlike her master, i’m not into the kids meal!
you fools think you can stand to the alu+card?!a
your heads are better suited for h+llsing’s front yard!
this washi wh0re would be useless in my army of souls!
i’d gun down dio, but he’s already riddled with plot holes
the nightwalker has stomped on your coffins so easily
you will be jacked of your life when jackals on a k!lling spree
ask anderson, you will be f+cked by trying to cross me
tis a pity that both your bodies are not worth a single penny!
[verse 6: vampire hunter d]
all of you talk too much, more so than my left hand
i get straight to the point, deadliest hunter in the land
as a vampire, you’re the dog to some pig sow brit
now the sacred ancestor is nothing but dog sh+t
shame i share half of my blood with you barbarians
but i enjoy slaying bloodl+sted backwards romanians
i haven’t seen thirstier vampires since magnus leed
of course i rock harder than dio and phony ozzy
sunk your fangs into your reboots, the bloods thinner
as your tales are deader than ever, talk about schrodinger
took all these years, but my quest has reached completion
doing the world a favor by causing the vampires extinction

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