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anime rap battles - ryuk vs botan lyrics

[verse 1: ryuk]
a rap battle?
is this how humans k!ll their free time?
but how interesting…
a member of my own kind!
fly outta here girlie
before you start to get nervous
i’m a real shinigami
you play kiki’s delivery service!
worked your way up the ranks
but ooooh, here’s the kicker!
congrats, you got promoted to koenma’s babysitter!
i get v.i.p. entertainment
to all of light’s victories!
while you and velma there
were solving scooby+doo mysteries!
seriously, i would’ve been bored to death
if i wasn’t already dead!
turned that trash off and put on
hunter x hunter instead!
your gadgets won’t help your gang
once i write down their names
oh, and by the way:
i could totally beat you at video games!
[verse 2: botan]
you oughta drink some water
if you want to sound doper
n0body wants to hear the raps
of a chain smoker!
watch who you call “girlie”
you hot topic looking creep
of course, i pack a broom, silly
because i’m about to sweep!
to think kira’s lapdog
is knocking how i do my job
went to the human world
only to become a slob!
spent time in your realm crying:
“wah, i’m misunderstood!”
as i’m out there fighting demons
while looking d+mn good!
we know you’re bored
find someone else to complain to
i’d say go get laid
if women didn’t scare you!
got a bat in hand
so you know all of my hits land
watcha gonna do, bloke?
intimidate me with handstands?!
[verse 3: ryuk]
don’t care, didn’t ask
plus you’re a british ogre!
botan built like she’d rap about
“riding around in a rover!”
acting all high and mighty
when yusuke beats your foes up
your only character development
is switching your clothes up!
popularity’s been slipping, while in my show
i’m easily top three
i’m so baller
even netflix’s garbage couldn’t ruin me!
repeating the same old cat faces
is not fun or sly!
your humor is like a shinigami apple
completely dry!

[verse 4: botan]
boy, you sure are ugly
with those grotesque frog eyes
forget a notebook
one look at you and the person dies!
stick by my comrades
in your second half, you weren’t well off
like an apple from a tree, mate
you straight up fell off!
parading as some big bad shinigami has me stumped
how can i take you serious?
you dealed with donald trump!
you tried your best, ryuk
and please do pardon my lingo
but get the h+ll out ’cause i rapped circles around you!
bingo!

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