a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

anime rap battles - toriko vs luffy lyrics

[verse 1: toriko]
toriko is here!
ready to crush this pansy pirate down
against one of “the worst generation” members?
i will easily take the crown
don’t you dare get anywhere close to me
or i’ll break your face with my fists
with my superhuman agility
you should be scared to step to this
this will be your demise, as i rip you to pieces one by one
even whitebeard and rayleigh
can agree that i easily won
your character designs and story
aren’t even closе to having charm
i’ll lyrically devour you
like the sеa monster to shanks’ arm
[verse 2: luffy]
captain luffy here to spit grand lines
against this goku wannabee
this dummy wastes his time finding god
while i carry out the will of d
you can’t touch the pirate king
since i’m rocking third gear and haki
watch as i slash you like zoro a
and with fiery ass kicking like sanji
prepare for a thriller as i gum+gum pistol you
water 7 feet under
i’ve faced fish+men and clowns
that are stronger than this failed hunter
your purpose compared to the other four
are as empty as your gourmet recipe
the chances of your victory here
are a bigger mystery than your family!

[verse 3: toriko]
your whole franchise is just 4kids
while otakus can’t get enough of me
x marks the spot on this b+tch
with the battle tactics of a monkey
the insults you spit are softer
than the rubber on your skin
this kid must be as crazy as his family
to think he can possibly win
how can i consider you masculine
when only females voice you
the glutton will crush this mary+sue
and make it non sunny for your crew
with gourmet cells running through my veins
your existence will be erased
the plot holes in your series are worse
than the one inflicted on ace
[verse 4: luffy]
it’s quite an embarrassment that goku and i
were stuck with this abomination
you’ll be shivering in your boots
since i’m the one with intimidation
just immerse yourself in food
since that’s the only thing you’re good at
my badass factor is as high as my bounty
and my enemy is the government
top that!
out of all of the captains of my generation
luffy is clearly the best
with your sh+tty plot and storyline
you can’t compare to my success
all i see is a lonely greedy sleaze
watch me as i deliver a stampede
with rhymes that crush you like a supernova
you won’t be in one piece!

- anime rap battles lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS