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animeme rap battles - slender man vs. unwanted house guest lyrics

alex:
what`s up everyone? my name is alex and welcome to the show!
no! i knew i shouldn`t have came into work today
ugh, i`m sorry!
today we got: slenderman vs. unwanted houseguest

[unwanted houseguest]
haven’t seen me in a while?
i`ve seen you just fine
you took 5,028 breaths in your sleep last night
where am i?
look out the window
see that parked black van?
well, i look out my window
and see you, slenderman!
just surrender, d-mn
when people see you they hide, when people see me they die!
you got no eyes
and no help from the moonlight
lights off
game on
grab your leg
om-nom-nom
this ain`t fiction
no pretend
in the end…
you`ll be dead!

[slenderman]
not afraid of the dark?
i like a challenge
but watch your step
you might trip over your parents
don`t you dare get blood on my armani suit
k!lling is my mothaf-ckin hobby dude
you got no chance
better start surrendering
so let`s dance
everyday i`m slendering
i`ll run circles around you
tie you up and bound you
in the lake
i`ll drown you
your face looks like sh-t manure
i got more facial expressions
than kristian stewart
you got dying t–th
oh, the irony
without a face
i still look better than you
see?
no wonder n0body wants you
you look like the more cutout version of
gary busey

[unwanted houseguest]
you do look better
in the back of the freezer
in my kitchen
k!ll you that easy?
well, aren`t we optimistic
feel a breeze tickle your ear?
nah, that`s just me whispering
are there mosquitoes out here?
nah, that`s just me nibblin`
1…2…what`ll i do?
3…4…pull a trapdoor
then i`ll rip your spine out and
make you wacky inflatable tube man
your workin` for me now
and we`re havin` some layoffs
so i`ll save your tentacles ablaze boss
someone please p-ss
the hollandaise sauce
`cuz we`ll be havin` calamari for days y`all

[slenderman]

knock, knock
i`m there
to send you packing
wait for it….
release the kraken!!!
now i`ll shove these cuff links in your eyes
and gag you with my c-mber bun
so n0body will hear your cries
(break to eat mcdonald`s fries)
then i`ll whip your back
use my kenneth cole slacks
use my gucci shoes
swat your -ss
like a spider
you know the ones you swallow in your sleep?
guess who puts them there?
me
i know just how to end this song
teleport before you sp-wn
and k!ll the artist that drew you
so you were never ever drawn!

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