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annoying orange - emoji rap #4: eclipse of the fart lyrics

yo the eclipse is coming, everyone’s like “giddyup! can’t wait!”
grabbing their shades, while i’m like “what if it’s not that great?”
like, less a total eclipse of the heart
and more a total eclipse of the fart?
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once upon a time, i had really bad gas
and now the kitchen’s falling apart
there’s nothing i can do
a total eclipse of the fart
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pound it, baby. but seriously
wake me up when something cool happens, like aliens beam
somebody up to their saucer, or scientists find
bigfoot, unicorns or the rainbow’s other side
cuz my interest in eclipses is waning waning waning. news flash:
eclipses are wiggity wiggity wax wax wax
you know who’s full of it? the people of earth
nerding out about this, screaming as though they’re giving birth
—
once upon a time, i had really bad gas
and now the kitchen’s falling apart
there’s nothing i can do
a total eclipse of the fart
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nah, i’m just kidding– i’m clownin’ clownin’
just joshin’, i’m full of cr-p, i’m brownin’ brownin’
the eclipse honestly seems like a whale of a time, man
a day for the moon to be the star. now a big bang!
—
once upon a time, i had really bad gas
and now the kitchen’s falling apart
there’s nothing i can do
a total eclipse of the fart
once upon a time there was light in our life
but now we’re just stuck in the dark
it’s all because of me
a total eclipse of the fart

- annoying orange lyrics

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