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anon - eminem diss track ver. 1.1 lyrics

hey mistah racist your face is orange and bloated
and i’m d-mn glad that i voted for hillary clinton
because i respect women, black people, and jews
unlike you, hitler number two!
everything they said about you was true
you’re a bigot trump, you gotta go
disrespecting women? antifa says h-ll no!

trump more like drumpf
or more like blumpf
that dude looks like a flumpf
yo, call him mr stumpf
i take it back colbert calls him gumpf
oh sh-t it’s mr zumpf
woke up looking like a pumpf
with a big bag of c-mpf
so go and tell president vumpf
we don’t need another lumpf
peace

hold up, hold up
my name is marshall mathers
always-was-a-muslim mathers
halal spaghetti and blathers
trump is not a democrat
so i’m gonna make a rap
just stand back while i slap him with an object
and make it rhyme like…like…like a bobject

real men listen to motorhead
sunrise, wrong side of another day
sky high and six thousand miles away
don’t know how long i’ve been awake
wound up in an amazing state
can’t get enough
and you know it’s righteous stuff
goes up like prices at christmas
motorhead, you can call me motorhead, all right
braindead, total amnesia
get some mental anesthesia
don’t move. i’ll shut the door and k!ll the lights
and if i can be wrong i could be right
all good clean fun
have another stick of gum
man, you look better already
motorhead, remember me now motorhead, all right
fourth day, five day marathon
we’re moving like a parallelogram
don’t move, i’ll shut the door and k!ll the lights
i guess i’ll see you all on the ice
i should be tired and all i am is wired
ain’t felt this good in an hour

you are such a chump
what do you say
when i come here today
to do an exposé
on how i saw you yesterday
at the g-y parade
i’m glad that you’re a h-m-
cuz the bible says that’s a no no
and now you’re gonna go to h-ll
hope your stay isn’t so well
maybe you’ll learn a lesson or two on not bein so snarky
towards the former president who is a darkie

drumpf
he a coward
he ain’t sh-t
he’s a cow t-rd
get this man outta office
fake news is his last word

i gots a bone to pick
with a racist pr-ck
no wall gonna stop
this sick flow of hispanics
all we know is putin in ya back pockets
stop tryna flex on kim jong with ya whack rockets
let our madam take charge, take the ‘l’ you quitter
and on the way out, just make another dumb post on twitter

ok, all right, all right
let me find my flow real quick

now it’s anon’s turn to take over the beat
leaving eminem keeled over and weak and
on his knees with his pants around his ankles
frankly, i’m just a little bit unstable
probably a hair away from turning tables
over white n-gg-rs like marshall, awful
it’s target practice, lawfully
lighting up some wigger’s career
in the parking deck, hoodie over only his ears
brings a tear to my eye–
crew behind him for hype
cause he’s way too far past his f-cking prime
to write half decent -ss-f-cking punchlines
parroting every whack f-ggot on twitter
bitter than n-gg-rs behind him all just activists on the sh-tter
literally stomping like teenagers
hasn’t worked for a wage in over three decades
thinking he’s got his pulse on the underdog’s labors
like he speaks for us
bus that sh-t f-ggot
you can’t step to touch on us
like john podesta’s torture bus
i’ll leave you slathered in pizza sauce
marsh-ll mathers, whack little b-st-rd–
long gone are the days you ruled diss tracks
and blew back jack-sses from benzino to ja rule, whitey ford
and paintballed those clown f-ggots–
i’m done with you
leaving my nuts in the back of your old 90’s tracer
that’s still sitting at kinko’s
where you left it for dre

hold up, hold up, hold up!
pol’s not done, we still got some more sh-t to say!

coffee pot coffee pot
hot coffee that’s not coffee in my coffee pot
my name is marshall and i got a coffee pot
bought it at walmart almost dropped in the parking lot
coffee caught before it landed trump hardens my c-ck
he wrote the art of the deal i wrote the art of the coffee pot
jerk off my coffee pot so i get off my pot
i don’t smoke pot unless it’s made of coffee but it’s largely not
used to listen to bob marley now i listen to my coffee pot
built a robot out of coffee call it a coffee bot
laughed so hard i got coffee snot
runnin out my nose but it landed in the coffee spot
got a walkie talkie now i’m talkin with my coffee pot
but hey trump, coffee pot

(that sh-t’s awfully hot)

i’ma walk inside a mosque on ramadan
and let the bullets off
cause 9/11 wan an insi… oh… oh…

i’ma stop, i’ma stop…

gun reform for nevada?
are those the same guns you were on probation for havin’?
african soliders were never told to go back
and i remember watching villanueva stand for the flag
he didn’t kneel like a f-ggot for the national anthem
and twist facts that michael brown was throwing his hands up
stop throwing a tantrum, you sound like a b-tch
mad that the border wall is stopping you and your friends
from smuggling bricks
enter a mosque for a prayer
don’t be surprised when they behead you for shaving your beard
or throw you off the roof for being a queer
yeah, your agenda is clear. you pander to blacks
so you can make a little cash off your next sh-tty track
how disgusting is that?
trump ain’t as stingy as you
he funded himself, homie, you were funded by jews
making us choose, between the potus and you?
we voted for him, n-body f-cking voted for you

hey…hey… give erick the mic
comp that sh-t
hey steve bomb that sh-t
make mom mad rich
me too so i can chomp j-p fish
drain the swamp? stomp that b-tch
automatic paddock king kongs rap, b-tch

i gotta question him:
what happened to your rapping now you’re pc?
i bet that’ll make some sales on your next cd!
actually, naw, this whole edition gets the frisbee
like when mickey played catch with pluto on disney
em, you used to say words like f-ggot constantly
you understood it then. what? now you don’t get the content?
that a f-ggot and a h-m-s-xual are not the same thing?
i think all that xanax might have gone straight to your brain

hey guys! hi! my name is eminem
and i’d like to introduce my b-tthole to…
um… him, and him, and him
h-llo, nice to meet you, let yourself in
here’s my email. find a sh-m-l- and we’ll try to do this again
bring a friend. my rear end will give you a grin!
let’s begin! stick in!
again, again, and again, and again…

you know, here’s the f-cking problem
marshall done changed lanes
virtue signalling lyrical chain gangs
like a deadlifter with no gains
like a dracula with no fangs

you might as well go celibate
you’re just scared you’re losing relevance
it’s obvious via the evidence
evidently you’re not an elephant

you done f-cked up like icarus
unlike icarus, you’re meticulous
your wax wings look f-cking stupid
like furry gucci ridiculous
so lick on this d-ck a bit
you’re fake, you’re an opportunist
you b-tch
go cry about how kim divorced you or some sh-t
and get rich! but how rich is this, b-tch?!
i’m just some n-body in my bedroom
doing what you do better than you’ve done it in ten years!

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