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anon - technology 2 (skit) lyrics

ed: hey man, you seen my new iphone?
gin: i got one, i don’t like the sh-t
ed: sh-t, i love my iphone. this sh-t can do anything and everything
gin: yeah, everything except make a f-cking phone call
ed: hey! do you have an iphone?
dan: eat my -ss!
ed: i love it. i got everything i need for this whole operation right here. i got my secret plans and maps. only problem is it’s so thin, so light. it could fall out my pocket and i didn’t even know the sh-t happened. and did you know the screen was indestructible, it could stop a speeding bullet?
gin: sh-t can’t stop no d-mn bullet. it’s an iphone, not the ispyphone
ed: i remember when this sh-t first came out man. b-tches would be coming up to you like, let me see that iphone, let me play with it, let me stick it up my -ss, put it in my mouth, suck on it. then one day, you know, i got tired of all this questioning, you know what i’m saying. i let the girl stick the iphone up her b-tt. took the doctors twelve hours to get it out. and you know what, it was still working

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