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apes on crack - chaos lyrics

[intro]
reeee! chaos!
i walk down the streets of h-ll and stop, and what do i eat? chaos, baby

[chorus]
chaos baby, i love chaos
give me that chaos baby!

[verse 1]
konichiwa, mothertrucker, i’m from j-pan
and i wanna see you in my wet pants
oh yeah, baby
that was not implied to be weird in any way, right spencer?
yeah, wasn’t
yeah! i’m gonna go take a cr-p now
um, okay

[chorus]
chaos baby, i love chaos
give me that chaos baby!

[verse 2]
my name is darth vader, call me dad
oh h-ll no, mothertrucker

[verse 3]
sorry
what?
your mother has a disease
wha-what’s this terrible disease that you say?
um…
what’s the disease?
ligma!

[verse 4]
you have pretty big b-lls
what?
basketb-lls

[verse 5]
mcdonalds
i’m lovin’ it
taco bell
live mas
kfc
it’s finger-l!ckin’ good
arby’s
we have the godd-mn meats

[verse 6]
fans, i love fans
do they love us, though?
that’s pretty deep, spencer
yeah, but i mean we got some bad reviews
fans
wait, what fans are you talking about?
i’m talking about the people you know that say that it’s terrible
no, no i’m talking the fan, like that one right there
oh, that fan
the fans that blow wind in your face and you’re like, “oh, man, that’s nice bro”
oh, man, don’t stop it yet
i’m not stopping it
yeah, you are!
no i’m not!
fans, they blow air in my face
they make me feel, good
oh my god, this thing’s already made it to 2 minutes, god
fans, fans baby
i just some, i need a new fan

[goose honks the rest of the song]

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