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applehoule - beat my meat! lyrics

[verse 1: applehoule]
i wake up one morning staring at the sun
i’m thinkin’ hey
what’s it gonna be like i pulled down my pants
grab the tissues and lube
grab the camera to upload it to youtube and

[chorus: applehoule]
i beat my meat
i beat my meat
i beat my meat
and then i beat my meat
beat my meat, okay

[verse 2: applehoule]
i’m pretty tired out
and my [?]
don’t know what to do now
maybe go get some chow
my tip is {?] red
i think i might’ve bled
but while i walk

[chorus: applehoule]
i beat my meat
i beat my meat
i beat my meat
and then i beat my meat
beat my meat, alright

[verse 3: applehoule]
i grab the bowl, spoon, and of course the cereal
i finish it quick just like i did with my d-ck
i smash it like a brick like i do with my d-ck
i make my hair look sl!ck like i do with my d-ck
and then

{chorus: applehoule]
i beat my meat
i beat my meat
i beat my meat
and then i beat my meat
beat my meat, again

[verse 4: applehoule]
instead of getting laid
imma get paid
beat my meat like i make lemonade
i call up my cousin, i asked if we f-ckin’
she called it sick, she said i’ll sit on your d-ck
but before she arrived

{chorus: applehoule]
i beat my meat
i beat my meat
i beat my meat
and then i beat my meat
beat my meat, okay

[verse 5: applehoule]
once my cousin arrived
i met her outside
i asked if she wanted the hot salami
it said she asked for the moist pastrami
i let her in, she said my d-ck is made of tin
so then

[chorus: applehoule]
i beat my meat
i beat my meat
i beat my meat
and then i beat my meat
beat my meat, again

[verse 6: applehoule & -dr. duky-]
alright ya’ll let me p-ss the mic to my boy dr. d
let’s get it, hey
-yeah fool
ey, ey, ey, ey, ey
what’ good my n-gga chillin’ on this big -ss couch
you won’t be laughin’ when i put my d-ck inside his mouth-
ayo, what?
-f-ckin’ lightnin’ mcqueen
c-mmin’ on your walls [?] my n-gga
ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah fool!-
umm…
-boy you [?] if not imma steal your hoe
yeah fool
you better back up thot, before you get shot
yeah fool-

[verse 7: applehoule]
one, two, three
hold up put your d-ck in your hand if you’re happy
hold up put your d-ck in your hand if you’re proud
hold up put your d-ck in your hand if you’re a man
hold up put your d-ck in your hand if you’re a fan
and then

[chorus: applehoule]
just beat your meat
just beat your meat, oh yeah
just beat your meat

[verse 8: applehoule]
i go to bed every night staring at the stars
let’s thinkin’ hey
what’s it gonna be like i pulled down my pants
grab the tissues and lube
grab the camera to upload it to youtube and then

[outro]
i beat my meat

- applehoule lyrics

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