arne åsmund - x to the masses lyrics
i’ve been lost down here since 1994
when i traded all my reindeer for a liquor store
i locked myself inside and drank every bottle that i found
and in a drunken haze i burned the building to the ground
after getting out of jail life has been quite hard
but luckily i got a job for a drug dealer named carl
it’s not that big a change and like i always say
i’m spreading joy among the people in a different kind of way
if you ever get this letter, i hope you remembеr me my love
i’m about to get my sh+t togеther, and fly away home
i’ll stand upon your doorstep and i’ll ring the jingle bell
and all this will only be a funny story we can tell
i hear dasher and dancer are doing quite well
prancer and vixen live in a zookeepers cell
but comet and cupid, donner and blitzen
were sold to some fast food chain slaughtered and eaten
but i swear to you honey oh i will find a way
i’ll get some money and i’ll be home by christmas day
tonight i hear the kids are off to some rave
and i might sell all of these drugs if i just manage to behave
if you ever get this letter, i hope you remember me my love
i’m about to get my sh+t together, and fly away home
i’ll stand upon your doorstep and i’ll ring the jingle bell
and all this will only be a funny story we can tell
the winter sun is shining, the kids are out to play
i can not remember waking, on a prettier christmas day
seems i’ve slept behind a dumpster, and the evidence imply
that i didn’t stay quite sober, guess i didn’t even try
my mouth tastes like a desert, and i’ve got blood on both my hands
i’ve been sleeping in my vomit, and i’m not wearing any pants
everything i had is gone, and i don’t know what to do
i’m sorry babe but i don’t think i will make it home to you
if you ever get this letter, i hope you remember me my love
i’m about to get my sh+t together, and fly away home
i’ll stand upon your doorstep and i’ll ring the jingle bell
and all this will only be a funny story we can tell
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