arrogant worms - billy, the themepark shark lyrics
i’m a shark, i’m a shark,
a killer of the ocean,
i’m a shark, i’m a shark,
and silently i strike.
i’m a shark, i’m a shark,
i’m dumber than a tree,
i only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, …eat.
(he’s a shark, he’s a shark,)
i was swimming in the ocean,
(he’s a shark, he’s a shark,)
i got picked up by a boat.
a team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park,
and now my name is billy, i’m a theme park shark.
billy, the themepark shark,
performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head.
billy, the themepark shark,
he looks just like a killer, but he’s too well-fed.
the sight of blood once put me in a frenzy,
now it means that it’s time to clean the pool…
i’m a shark, i’m a shark,
i’m swimming in a pool,
i’m a shark, i’m a shark,
i don’t have to fight for food,
i get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekend
and i’m the only shark i know who has a dental plan.
who has a dental plan.
(he’s a shark, he’s a shark,)
and i’m a big attraction.
(he’s a shark, he’s a shark,)
they love to watch me jump,
i’ve been the star for years and i’ve never been for sale,
at least until the owners think they need a killer whale.
billy, the themepark shark,
jumping out football nets suspended overhead,
billy, the themepark shark,
he looks just like a killer, but he’s too well-fed.
i’m a shark, i’m a shark,
but i’m not in my natural habitat,
he’s fat and old and lazy,
but i’m happy you’re here.
i really hope these activists don’t free billy,
cuz out there in the wild, i’d be dead.
the sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,
now it means that it’s time to clean the pool.
billy, the themepark shark
performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head,
billy, the themepark shark,
he looks just like a killer, in the wild, he’d be dead.
oh, billy, (billy) billy, (billy)
the number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo.
billy, (billy) billy, (billy)
the poster fish of tourism iowa!
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