arrogant worms - really scary lyrics
it’s the most frightening thing in the world
it’s the scariest sight i’ve ever seen
the most chilling visual
the most terrifying scene
it’s awful, it’s cr-ppy, it’s monstrous, it’s bad
it’s really really huge
it’s a fat man in a speedo
i’m walking on a beach in a tropical isle
hoping to enjoy the sand and surf
when i see a mound of baby-oiled flesh
rolling and a broiling in the foam
the only thing that’s holding this
explosion of caucasian is
a tiny red synthetic coloured thread
i try to sink it in the sand
and entomb it in a castle but
it always manages to break free
the fat man in a speedo
i’m having nightmares
i’m scared to open my eyes
i try to free myself
by going to the buffet
but there he is
he even eats in his speedo
i take up a collection at the bar the next day
and everybody gives to the cause
to rent a helicopter that will take this whale
to cuba and free the horizon from his bulk
we have a celebration
in one of his indentations
and throw a bowl of jello in the air
we think we’ve escaped and our scenery is clear
but in comes a plane from germany
thirty fat german men wearing speedos!
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