art paul schlosser - the christmas book club lyrics
join the christmas book club !
our latest best sellers are:
martyred trees are dying
saint nicholas is the pope
the red on santa’s clothes means he’s a communist from the ussr
and reindeer can’t fly
we still sell last years best sellers which were
an old man running around in his red long johns is a disgrace to society
stay off the sauce rudolph
and yes virginia your dad is lying
these are our other christmas books we sell for half price:
c. a. christmas carol anonymous: tips to help you over come being addicted to watching christmas carols or other christmas specials like it’s a wonderful part 2
here’s another book:
gosh santa your clothes are really out of style
here’s the last one santa is working for the cia
send check or money order to:
fly by night books
1414 rip you off street
suckerville,wisconsin
or just send your credit card number and will send you all the books
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