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asdf guy - mine turtle lyrics

mine turtle, mine turtle, the mine turtle (h+llo!), mine turtle!
mine turtle’s on the prowl, llama whipping by
mine turtle’s got a smile sweet as pie, flavored pie
skater kid tells a cop, “you can’t tell me what to do!”
watch out! when mine turtle says h+llo to you! (h+llo!)
mine turtle, mine turtle, the mine turtle (h+llo!), mine turtle!
woah!
mine turtle’s traveled round thе world
from cairo to madrid
saw gun+to+lease potato
and the “i likе trains” kid
visited desmond on the moon
in his flying machine
fight the aliens
(throw the cheese!)
stole an alien technology
and built a time machine
went back in time to
one hundred million b.c
the caveman asked
“what kind of animal are you?”
“technically i’m a tortoise!”
(i am a stegosaurus!)
mine turtle, mine turtle, he is the, he is the
mine turtle (h+llo!), mine turtle!
woah!
listen up, we’ll tell you where mine turtle came from
in a petting zoo one day there was a man named tom
he shouted drunk science and he drank a cold one
and soon he had made the world’s first turtle bomb
the cops tried to stop him
before he could explode
(look out he’s got a nose!)
(wait, no he doesn’t.)
mine turtle! mine turtle! the mine turtle (h+llo!) mine turtle!
mine turtle (mine turtle, ) mine turtle! the mine turtle (mine turtle!) mine turtle!

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