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asher roth - bad day lyrics

and it just keeps going
and it just keeps…

so i’m in the airport getting ready to leave heading to a friends wedding in the nyc
but my head has been spinning i’m forgetting to eat, all this jet setting has really been getting to me.
it’s already 11: 20 and i’m ready to sleep but instead i end up sitting in the 27th seat,
an isle seat, fine by me but the guy that’s insides always trying to pee.
with a wild child behind that’s crying and keeps flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams
so i silently plead “oh god, please let there be a hunny sitting 27b” but of course a morbidly obese beast
is in the seat that weeses when it breathes dude sitting d is at least three deep and he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees
alls good slaughter, just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars and when i thought that it couldn’t get worse, i forgot my ipod.

i’m having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
everybody needs to go away, why because i’m having a bad day.

and it just keeps going
and it just keeps… [x2]

so four hours of turbulence, we land when i’m about to t-rd my pants, but the captain is seat belt fastened.
so my -ss is just p-ssin gas and at last i escape when i’m minutes away from clinically insane.
i make my way towards baggage claim when i hear a high pitched voice scream my name. (asher!)
some dumb b-tch, i went to high school with. while shes sweating shes telling me she likes my sh-t
i just smile and think how great it would be if i could just hit this chick with a quick leg sweep. (leg sweep)
so i pick up my ll bean and b line for the next taxi.
in need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis.

i’m having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
everybody needs to go away, why because i’m having a bad day.

and it just keeps going
and it just keeps… [x2]

i check into my hotel room and i pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
tell him my mood and how i’m ordering food and i’m probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
but the tube has no hbo so anything i want yo i’m paying for but i’m lame and broke so i’m laying in a robe
watching that little people big world show right then there’s a knock at the door, it’s my last hope for a spanish wh-r-
who will change my sheets in exchange for p-n-s “hi, i’ve lost my cat, have you seen it? ” (meow)

jesus, this day is the worst, at least i can give me a little jerk and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless i guess it could be worse but i’m just

having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
everybody needs to go away, why because i’m having a bad day.

and it just keeps going
and it just keeps… [x2]

- asher roth lyrics

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