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asher roth - fuck your ringtone dog lyrics

[verse 1]
all this sh-t about t-tties just isn’t enough
i need to speak on something witty, or some sh-t with some substance
i sit at home thinking ’bout how i would run things
but when it comes to rapping i just wanna give up
i’m frustrated as f-ck, i wanna make ’em go nuts
i wanna say something silly, when i say it they bug
then rewinding back a million ain’t even enough
they need to listen while they p-ssing or they eating they lunch
i’ve been eating a bunch, i’ve been eating at brunch
four seasons with a stephen telling me that i’m done
cause i drink to much, and i smoke too much
and only wrote one song in the last twelve months
i’m like, “what? you that sh-t ain’t true.”
then i use an excuse about my planets aren’t aligned with my moon
i just need a little time to rectify my mood
honestly it’s the vibes from the side of the room
well, it’s kind of the truth
i try to be loose, let it ride when i slide in the booth
but it’s all bullsh-t, they only need one song
that their boss calls a hit, cause the kids sing along (tell me what you want)
so i’m with q-tip at the vevo launch sayin’ “this is some sh-t, where did we go wrong?”
f-ck your ringtone dog, put it on vibrate
i was fine till your phone played black eyed peas (i got a feelin’)
i was high off my in-store best by date
i was fired from best buy 2-thou-8
what’s that say about me? i was sellin’ cds
now i’m sellin’ cds, i’m a stellar emcee
i’ve developed a freak type fetish with a beat
history rewriting whenever i speak
wherever i be, i’m there with my team
hbtv, brain bang, hypebeast
and we still down with sorority games
now a days it just seems my priorities changed
life’s more to me man, more important than fame
i can’t afford being 40 and just pouring a drink
talking ’bout how i would’ve been, or should’ve been big
now i’m on the front porch and i’m smoking a cig
talking to a girl around the age of 18
like i was your age, i was living the dream
i had seven girlfriends with brazilian b-tts
and a house, and a whip, and a million bucks
but now i’m a drunk, dumb looking for fun
how i wish i didn’t love college so much (i love college)
now i wish i would’ve put knowledge above
everything else except god, sh-t, and love
so good thing i realized this before
i’m a poor 24 with a date in court
for my third divorce and my child support
that’s remained unpaid since i went on tour
now i’m sure all i need in this world is free
except tickets to the knicks and an eighth of weed

- asher roth lyrics

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