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asher roth - maybe i don't wanna lyrics

[hook]
i don’t want to go to the club, i’d rather sit down on the couch
and watch a movie while my girlfriend jerks me off
maybe i want to clown around and turn my music super loud
and if i didn’t then i isn’t asher roth

[verse]
i like to wake up in the morning with a yawn and a stretch
check my phone and see all the messages i missed
“asher it’s important call me when you get a sec
i want to talk about insurance and enormous amounts of debt”
head into the kitchen, find out what’s for break’
peanut b-tter jelly, soft boiled egg
’cause i’m cool as chuck and i write dope raps
and you slam dunk over optimas, dag
play board games, answer trivia
proceed, tivo jeopardy!, please, no, never me
i’m more supermarket sweep, i go right for the bleach
and the big stabs of meat, no beef
don’t have a cow man, i make crowds freak out, go wild man
kid look out of it, hold the stylist and the powder kit
it’s hip hop, not the ballad b-tch
on second calculus, i’ll take the mani and the pedi
pro chevron, anti-getty
if i’m at a party, i’m throwing the confetti
shout out to spencer hawes, know him now as chevy
from the state of wash, where they smoke headies
look like tom petty, sort of wayne gretzky
either way you put it i’m smoother than uncle jessie
i can do a handstand chilling underwater
i used to do it longer, but i started marijuan-er
to talk about how power only wants to hold us down
i figured it all out because i’m older now
maybe a little jaded, think we should go crazy
have a bunch of s-x and having a bunch of babies
cause if i’m going out, want t-tties in my face
smoking weed on some we slurping on a milkshake
yo andy rodd-ck, your girlfriend is a hottie
i hope you don’t mind, i wanna give her that roth d-ck
don’t take it wrong, sh-t, i know you got a fast serve
but if it doesn’t work, tell her “holler asher”
kinda works, see i think i deserve to be a slime and a perv
rules don’t apply like i’m tiger woods
sipping on the tiger blood, you better go and chase a liger, brah

- asher roth lyrics

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