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asylum street spankers - startin' to hate country lyrics

[verse]
well, i turned on my tv set
to see if it was as cheesy as i forget
maybe [?] country videos my soul to save
well, them new+wave nashvilles on the juke
turn my gut, fixin’ to puke
i bet hank williams is spinning in his grave

[chorus]
this western glamour’s full of philistines
churnin’ out false profits, slave to the machine
but i’m headin’ for the lowlands
you won’t miss me when i’m gone
’cause i’m startin’ to hate country
but i still love cowboy songs (c’mon pops!)

[mandolin solo]

[verse]
weeell, marty robbins or the master’s call
spade cooley, behind the wall
i could listen to swing and boogie all dang week
but cowboy songs take the backsеat
when they play that achy breaky geek
makеs me proud as h+ll that i’m a freak
[chorus]
this western glamour’s full of philistines
churnin’ out false prophets, slave to the machine
but i’m headin’ for the lowlands
you won’t miss me when i’m gone
’cause i’m startin’ to hate country
but i still love cowboy songs (kevin!)

[bass solo]

[interlude]
aaand now, ladies and gentlemen
for your listening entertainment
the one, the only, the mysterious john (ooooooooh!)
is gonna let you know a partial list
of the exact country and western artists
we enjoy listening to at 78 rpm!

take it away, mysterious joooooooooohn!

gene autry (gene autry!)
ernest tubb (ernest tubb!)
homer and jethro (homer and jethro!)
bob wills (bob wills!)
milton brown (milton brown!)
jimmy bryant (jimmy bryant!)
curtis gordon (curtis gordon!)
hank penny (hank penny!)
pee wee king (pee wee king!)
speedy west (speedy west!)
lefty frizzell (lefty frizzell!)
jimmie rodgers (jimmie rodgers!)
sk!llet l!ckers (sk!llet l!ckers!)
roy acuff (roy acuff!)
bobby sisco (bobby sisco!)
bill boyd (bill boyd!)
bill monroe (bill monroe!)
merle travis (merle travis!)
shelton brothers (shelton brothers!)
johnny cash (johnny cash!)
hank [?] (hank [?]!)
cliff bruner (cliff bruner!)
floyd tillman (floyd tillman!)
stanley brothers (stanley brothers!)
al dexter (al dexter!)
flatt and scruggs (flatt and scruggs!)
george jones (george jones!)
webb pierce (webb pierce!)
patsy cline (patsy cline!)
tammy wynette (tammy wynette!)
loretta lynn (loretta lynn!)
kitty wells (kitty wells!)
minnie pearl (minnie pearl!)
faron young (faron young!)
buck owens (buck owens!)
light crust doughboys (light crust doughboys!)
tennessee ernie ford (tennessee ernie ford!)
sons of the pioneers (sons of the pioneers!)
[chorus]
well, this western glamour’s full of philistines
churnin’ out false profits, slave to the machine
but i’m headin’ for the lowlands
you won’t miss me when i’m gone
’cause i’m startin’ to hate country
but i still love cowboy songs (kevin!)

[post+chorus]
i said i’m startin’ to hate country
but i still love cowboy songs (yeehaw!)

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