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aunty donna - tiny man lyrics

[intro]
h+llo there
i wonder, have you ever asked yourself
“hmm, what goes on underneath my cupboard? is there a tiny man that lives under there?”
well, why don’t we ask?

[chorus 1]
tiny little man
titchy, tiny, little man
his best friend’s made of b+ttons
and his bed’s a slice of ham
when you drop a rubber band
well he begins to shine
with the help of some toothpicks
he’ll make a washing line

[verse 1]
his table is made of b+ttons, held together with some gum
and his pillow is an olive that he puts inside his tum
for bread, he’ll eat your breakfast crumbs
that have fallen on the floor
for jam he’ll use a tiny jar of jam
he bought from the tiny store
because there is a tiny store, where he can buy normal things that are small
but for some reason sometimes he’ll make things from stuff you drop on the floor
[verse 2: broden]
hey tiny man, get out of my b+tter
when in you’re in there, you’re utter b+tter clutter
when i’m making toast, for my breakfast
i don’t want you in there, making a mess
if your b+tter’s done, just ask for some
but son, that’s not an open invitation
if you’d like some b+tter, ask me each and every time
maintain a healthy dialogue would be just fine

[verse 3]
he works as a tiny broker
trading regular wall street stock
but talking on a normal sized phone
can be rather c+cked
so he went to the tiny store
and bought a bluetooth headset

[bridge]
but then the market dropped, points are at .1 percent
now, points are at .1 percent, might not seem like much to you
but because he is very small, to him it’s rather huge
to him, points are at .1 percent, is a million percent
so he tied a noose with a hair tie
that was pink and fluorescent
[chorus 2]
tiny little man
very very very small tiny man
be careful what you drop, he might use it to k!ll himself
he loves to chat to his best friend
they sing and dance and play all day
his best friend loves to+ what the bl++dy h+ll is happening? what the bl++dy h+ll is happening, aye?

- aunty donna lyrics

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